Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you only get to shoot blue ones. Oh, there's no orange portals around, sorry.

I wish to shoot a portal to the moon.
Uh, I meant TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are a mmm byatch, that likes bananas

I wish for bananas

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you ain't findin' any bananas... ON THE MOOOOOON!!!

I wish for the moon.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i take over your sun

I wish to have control over my moon again

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, let's trade: I get my sun back and you get your moon.
...moon? MOOOOOOOOOON!!!

I wish to troll.

 

[LunaWofl]

Your wish cannot be granted since that is already what you do... TROLLestis...

I wish to be in season 2

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted...but you get sent to the moon again. Not by me though.

I wish to send the moon to the moon.

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, but they turn into bananas...

I wish for a moon banana

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it was sent to the moon.

I wish to send the sun to the moon.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the sun gets eaten by the moon... AND THE NIGHT... SHALL LAST... FOREVER!!!!

I wish the night could last forever

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but day lasts forever on this side of the world.

I wish there was another moon in the place of the sun.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its as bright as the sun

I wish for a moon made out of nyan cat

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now it's made out of poptarts.

I wish for poptarts.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are on the moon

I wish to be sent to the moon

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I sent myself to the moon to continue sending you to the moon...somehow.

I wish for a pinkie pie launcher.

Spoiler

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but pinkie has to shoot herself

Spoiler: but pinkie has to shoot herself

I wish for a bubble pipe...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.
Disclaimer: This bubble pipe was meant for display; it is not intended for use.

I wish to fill the EoF with pony threads.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the mods increase your warn level

I wish when my warn level increases, they would stop suspending my access to GBAtemp >_>; the slight tedium of getting past that could be better used making poptarts...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now each time they warn you, your warn goes up 20%

I wish to piss off p1ngy.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted,

but now you make pony topics (btw: all my warns were given to me by p1ngy

)

I wish for Dr.who