Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they turn stale.

I wish I could access warn logs..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are banned from GBAtemp

I wish to bring back the dead

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they turn into zombies.

...I wish for multiple shotguns, several dozen missile launchers, and a chainsaw.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are in a strait jacket and locked in a mental institute...

I wish I could download the entire internet INTO MY BRAIN!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you need more free space.

I wish I didn't fill up both of my 2TB external hard drives that quickly.. >.>

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you delete all the crap you will never need

I wish I had the patience to delete all the crap i will never need

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, "that crap" you are referring to turns out to be system32.

I wish I could delete objects in real life.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but each time you do, you are forced to donate one of your organs

I wish for liver

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wsih for a typo.

 

[LunaWofl]

Glanted

I wish for... MOLDY ONIONS!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they're on everyone.

I wish to bear arms and to arm bears.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the bears are BEAR naked

What a TEDDYous fight

What an unBEARable fight

I wish for a persona

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get a firefox persona filled with ponies.

I wish for firefox to stop crashing on me. >.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, so you switch to chrome and now chrome keeps crashing on you...

I wish my laptop's fan would work again >_>;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now, you constantly have some annoying guy who absolutely adores your laptop in your house working as a maid.

I wish for

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you got a

from me before you made your wish

I wish for

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted,

...

I wish for

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for caramel...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I flip it over.

I wish to flip a flipped table.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you flip it into a portal

I wish for portals