Corrupt a wish!

[FireGrey]

granted, but they are fat..
i wish that everyone wouldnt ignore my wishes!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but hydreigon and i are the only ones who ignore your wishes

I wish for this wish to granted and the corrupted, like a squirrel and too much peanut butter

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's now corrupted.

I wish for spam.

 

[FireGrey]

Granted, it's now corrupted.

I wish for spam.

rsyhrdshdrydr

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its a canned pony

I wish for pinkie pie on an eye patch

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, she's now a pirate. congratz.

I wish for a banhammer.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is abused by p1ngy

I wish p1ngy would go back to being angry at me and increasing my warn level

i miss him

 

[FireGrey]

granted, he raises it to 100% and gives you death threats.

i wish for ghasdugiohaerg

 

[person66]

granted, but I don't know what that is, so you get a lamb instead.

I wish for a bajillion monies

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they fall on top of you and you die under the weight

I wish I could stop falling ill >_

 

[person66]

Granted, now you are just falling... Quickly... Towards the ground.

I wish for a pause

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, now you are just falling... Quickly... Towards the ground.

I wish for a pause

Granted, but I forget to hit the pause button again once it's done, rendering you permanently frozen in time.

I wish for Autumn to come much earlier and last much longer than it usually does this year.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but next year, summer lasts twice as long. Also next year, summer skips straight to winter.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you have school now

I wish I would stop seeing things >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you turn blind starting today.

I wish I didn't have school today.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you drop out of school...

I wish to retract my wish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have to edit your wish.

I wish for something.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but that something is taken from you

I wish for something that does not exist within the space of this universe

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, this "something" of yours explodes.

I wish to flip over every single table in this room.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they all flip back up...

I wish for bananas