Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I force you to wash my car every other week.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, and in by doing so it is never granted

I wish for a pineapple under the sea

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you are forced to work in a fast-food chain.

I wish for a pony thread..oh wait.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it gets locked

I wish for a spam thread

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, I hijack it and turn it into a pony thread.

I wish for moar pony.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but just like

Spoiler: him

you become a pony

I wish to be a pony

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, if only you weren't a pony already.

I wish for :yaypony:

 

[koimayeul]

Granted in a corrupt, small state

I wish for yay boobies

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, :yayboobies:

I wish for ;O;

 

[person66]

granted, but you get O;o instead

I wish for o_0

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get _0_

I wish for (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get this instead.

I wish for muffin :3

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it was on the table I flipped over.

I wish to flip everything.
wait...
??°?°???bu????????

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it was granted by YOU!!!

I wish for pinkazoid

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but...
( ╯°□°)╯︵pıozɐʞuıd

I wish I would stop flipping stuff over..
Might as well begin with this table. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳




..AAAAAAHHH SCREW THIS!! (╬ノಠ益ಠ)ノ⌒┻┻

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you flip yourself

I wish for socks

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I use them as a projectile.

I wish my bike wasn't stolen.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its now covered with rust

I wish someone would steal my bike

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it gets returned.

I wish to flip a table over.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but there is no table

I wish for matrix