Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become a website

I wish for free cougar dating websites

 

[person66]

Granted, here is your first date

I wish that I hadn't forgotten to make a wish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forced to edit your post

I wish not to wish so as to wish for a wish from a wish to a wish.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now your wish becomes corrupted.

I wish for someone to install Windows 7 into my microwave.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but your microwave melts itself.

I wish it was September 13th already.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Today is September 13, 2552.

I wish for eternal youth.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are killed

I wish for 1080p

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, 720p. Wait..

I wish for a rail gun.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become a hobo with a rail gun

I wish to be a hobo with a laser gun

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the laser cannot kill anyone

I wish for an apple farm

 

[person66]

Granted, but the apple trees are all dead

I wish I hadn't been ninja'd

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but instead you double post

I wish for sweet apple acres

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but the ponies ate all your apples

I wish to be a unicorn with wings, and a fire tail

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, but it kills you with either his horn, wings or fire tail? XD

I wish for derpz and lots of 'm :3

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted. You are now in a permanent state of derp. You are considered useless to society and euthanised.

I wish to control the very fabric of reality itself.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become a pony uterus

I wish to have a remote helicopter very high tech, even has missiles to fire!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its a microscopic sized replica

I wish for a REPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[person66]

Granted, but there were too many A's and it dieded.

I wish for more wishes

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, none of them work

I wish for a wish that worked

 

[person66]

Granted, you just used it.

Hmm, in that case, I wish for more genies