Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

not granted because your wish was granted

I wish I were a pure maiden so I could get close to a unicorn... then suddenly turn evil, steal its horn, and use its magic amplifying abilities to bring back the dead.

 

[ehayes427]

granted, but you bring back hitler, osama, saddam, and they assassinate you.

i wish i had the map packs for black ops

 

[Lucifer666]

granted, but you bring back hitler, osama, saddam, and they assassinate you.

i wish i had the map packs for black ops

Granted, but red ring of death.

I wish this girl I hate can leave me alone

 

[YetoJesse]

granted, now the only love in your entire life has disappeared from the face of the universe... (yes, universe)

I wish for a unicorn humping a smurf (who know the reference?)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but... ewww... you die of dysentery.

I wish I could pick up my Australian copy of Zelda oot 3D tomorrow from EBgames

 

[ehayes427]

Granted, but red ring of death.
too bad i have ps3


QUOTEI wish I could pick up my Australian copy of Zelda oot 3D tomorrow from EBgames

Granted, but then out of excitement, you drop your 3ds on the floor, and it breaks.

i wish i didn't have to work today.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you die

I wish for MLPtemp.net

 

[Paarish]

I wish I would stop watching MLP

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start feeling empty inside.

I wish tales of the abyss would have a confirmed release date :/

 

[Paarish]

granted but you get so hyped your head explodes.
Also see this: http://www.talesunion.com/news/tales-of-gr...expo--1699.html

I wish I could save all the pony pictures in your photobucket account

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I update it semi regularly.

I wish I could fill my photobucket account with every single pony picture on the internet

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted... but everywhere you go, interwebz DIES!!!

I wish a wish in time gone by
When a wish was high and wishes worth wishing
I wishes that wishes would never wish
I wish that wishes would be wishing


... that I just did that... susan boyle, everyone...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it failed

I wish for a magikarp

 

[YetoJesse]

granted, but it kicks your ass
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ban5uv5v72c[/youtube]

I wish I had a doomsday machine and a hot chick that could use it ^^

 

[ehayes427]

granted, but then you turn gay

i wish my internet was faster.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you now have a download cap of 512MB a month

I wish I didn't have to wait 1 1/2 months just to get broadband

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted. Now you will get it in a year. ENJOY DIAL UP!!!

I wish I had musical talent.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you lose interest in anything music related

I wish life were a musical

 

[tagzard]

Granted, but you lose interest in anything music related

I wish life were a musical

Granted but then everyone kills themselves.



I wish pandora would let me skip as many songs as i wish.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but now you're stuck paying a really insanely high subscription for the rest of your life.

I wish my voice wasn't as rubbish and deep as it is now. (seriously I hate my voice with a vengeance)