Corrupt a wish!

[lemmymet]

Granted but your granddad turned into a cannibal and eats you!
I wish that all the schools on the world explode

 

[Paarish]

granted but everyone turns stupid.

I wish it wasn't friday so that people will stop using Black's song

 

[lemmymet]

Granted, now everyone uses children music
I wish a teleporter

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It doesn't work.

I wish no one granted this wish.

 

[nryn99]

granted. but i just granted your wish.

i wish for me to be able to jump off a building.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now you can fly.
I wish I could fly

 

[ars25]

Granted, but now you can fly.
I wish I could fly

granted but you can't come down and freeze to death

i wish for

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You receive ______, but _______.

I wish you completed your wish.

 

[ars25]

granted but

i wish i was surrounded by pornstars

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but then his post gets removed.

I wish Mountain Dew Pitch Black would stay around forever this time. ;_;

 

[ars25]

granted but it gets recalled forever because of a chemical


i wish for sex

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your best friend is the one who gets it

I wish for a bowl of vanilla ice cream.

 

[lemmymet]

Granted, but before you could eat it it was melted and you begin with crying and calling your mommie.
I wish somebody kills me

 

[Sausage Head]

granted but p1ngpong gets killed too hooray

i wish p1ngpong to be hanged

 

[wasim]

granted but he comes and haunt you
i wish i could eat sausage head !

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. He's hung like a horse.

Well crap.

granted, but his head tastes like a shit steak.

I wish people made more sense.

 

[lemmymet]

Granted, now you dont have sense anymore
I wish that vulpes loses his mod status

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Granted! But too bad for you that he sends his foxes to kill you
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I wish I could be Valedictorian (I am grade-wise, but they didn't pick me cause I'm a first year

)

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but I lost track of time.
I wish for more popcorn

 

[nryn99]

granter, but only i can eat it

i wish to see the end of a rainbow.