Corrupt a wish!

[Shinigami357]

Granted, but by the time you think of it your wishing privileges get revoked.

I wish I can still post here in a bit... Gotta watch football!

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but you go temporarily blind whenever you watch any sport, apart from synchronised swimming.

I wish Stephen Merchant loses his voice whenever he tries to do game voice overs from now on.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted, but since I pity this poor guy I have no idea even existed, his voice now loops in your head endlessly.

I wish for OVER 9000 more wishes

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but they all backfire like an extended version of Bedazzled. The Brendan Fraser one not the good one.

I wish I could get your mums lipstick off of my balls.

 

[JoostinOnline]

Granted, but they all backfire like an extended version of Bedazzled. The Brendan Fraser one not the good one.

I wish I could get your mums lipstick off of my balls.

Granted, but the surgery leaves you a broken man.

I wish Smallville wasn't over.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. The show will go on. Unfortunately budget cuts force the makers to change the entire cast. The role of Clark Kent is now played by Andy Dick.

I wish I had an easier job.

 

[notmeanymore]

Granted. Now you're unemployed.

I wish I were a Pokemon

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, you are now a Magikarp with a disability which stops you from ever evolving.

I wish I was a little bit more tolerant.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted, but now no one can tolerate you instead.

I wish it wasn't this hot in here...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now it's 15 degrees below zero.

I wish I lived in a world without Rebecca Black.

 

[1234turtles]

granted but you have one week to live

i wish i had a 3ds.

 

[haflore]

Granted, but it makes your eyes hurt.

I wish I had my dream job.

 

[sergster1]

Granted but you can only work while asleep and get paid dream bucks and you cant use it irl.

I wish i could sleep moar and didnt have a lab report due tomorrow.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Your lab report is due right now and your narcolepsy just kicked in.

I wish I had a fast car.

 

[haflore]

Granted, but it has no brake and doesn't slow down on its own.

I wish I had a machine pistol.

 

[1234turtles]

granted school is canceled tommorow sleep all you want and your lab report was due last week
EDIT: got ninja'd
i wish the ds wasn't dyin

 

[sergster1]

granted school is canceled tommorow sleep all you want and your lab report was due last week
EDIT: got ninja'd
i wish the ds wasn't dyin

Granted. You need to go buy a 3DS. I wish i wasn't already narcoleptic

 

[sergster1]

Granted, but it has no brake and doesn't slow down on its own.

I wish I had a machine pistol.

Granted but the barrel is always faced towards you. NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

[nryn99]

where's your wish??

okay i wish for a green glass milk bottle filled with a 10 yr old collection of saliva of 40 very cute teenage girls. and those 40 girls will deliver it to my door personally. and will enter my house and stay there for 9 months. oh, to make sure they're cute, mail me a pic first before collecting the saliva.
i need it in 5 days. you can use the time machine.

 

[sergster1]

Granted but each of the girls turns out to be a man.

I wish my wish wasnt corrupted.