Corrupt a wish!

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. The island is 4' x 4' and sinking rapidly.

I wish I had a stripper pole in my living room.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted but it comes with fat old men that looks like Dr. Rockso.

I wish I had a break from everything v_v

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but this includes life

Oh i wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. (Yeah...old song now)

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted but weeds grow every that it outnumbers the flowers

i wish i had an ipad

 

[gameboy13]

You get one, but you are now $500 poorer.

I wish I had a PS3.

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted but all PS3's you'll buy can only play Modnation racers

i want to learn to drive a car

 

[scrtmstr]

granted but all PS3's you'll buy can only play Modnation racers

i want to learn to drive a car

Granted, but you can't pay for the petrol of your own car.

I wish I got a new pc.

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted but you get will have windows vista forever and a 2nd hand pentium processor

i wish i never got hungry and thin at the same time

 

[JackDeeEss]

granted, but you now cannot eat. EVER.

I wish I had a corruptless wish

 

[CannonFoddr]

granted, you got corrup(ted) - less (minus) the wish

I wish I could travel through time to fix my mistakes

 

[geoflcl]

Alrighty, as long as you lose a limb for each mistake fixified.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted but you went back too far and can't come back.

EDIT: oops too slow. you broke the 3d adjustment slider as soon as you got your 3ds and now screen isn't 3d

I wish Xbox 360 wireless internet receivers didn't cost so much.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

granted, but the cost is offset by a subscription price of $1000 a year.


I wish people didn't piss me off so often.

 

[B-Blue]

Granted, but they're gonna be shitting you a lot.

I wish that I have a wish to make a wish.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Granted but now every human being is changed to look like Shrek.

I wish I had poutine (look it up).

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted but its two weeks old and disgusting.

I wish I had a psp 3000 rather than a 1000

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but a giant crack in the screen makes it unplayable

I wish I had a dog of my own.

 

[CannonFoddr]

granted, but it's a FOX-hound

I wish Vulpes Abnocto stops f*cking that chicken - it must be worn out by now

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but now he's giving you a hungry leer

I wish I had a new rifle

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but it doesn't allow any bullets to be loaded.

I wish I didn't have to work.