Corrupt a wish!

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted but they start up at random times, indoors.

I wish people didn't have to sleep.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but mass insanity soon ensues

I wish I could get the girl I like

 

[ProtoKun7]

granted
but it bricks your psp

I believe he meant Open Pandora.


Also, granted, but she dies moments later and forgets what happened.

I wish moths didn't annoy me so much.

 

[The Pi]

Granted but they then lay eggs in your socks

I wish I had said yes 2 1/2 years ago

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted using my time travel ability, but it was yes to the wrong question.

I wish I was telepathic and that I had perfect control over it, including being able to read minds unbeknownst to the recipient.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but it only has a range of 10 cm

I wish I could fly (without a plane, helicopter or any other machine)

 

[scrtmstr]

Granted, but it only has a range of 10 cm

I wish I could fly (without a plane, helicopter or any other machine)

Granted, but the only thing you'll do is crash into things

I wish I would wake up next morning and there is a lamborghini on my doorstep.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but only half of the car is on your doorstep. The other half is in your living room.

I wish I had a massive steak right now.

 

[themuddaload]

Granted, but only half of the car is on your doorstep. The other half is in your living room.

I wish I had a massive steak right now.

granted, but its been unrefrigerated for 3 weeks now.

i wish i could shewt lazors frum my eyes.

 

[EpicJungle]

Granted, but the lasers shoot from your eyes into your body

I wish I can fly

 

[haflore]

Granted, but you can only do it when you're asleep.

I wish I had $5,000,000.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but inflation causes it to only be a enough to buy a bar of chocolate.

I wish I could play backgammon.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but you forget how to wipe your own ass.

I wish I was a porn star

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted but you shall not have a penis.

I wish I had the power to fly

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but you can only fly so fast, you always miss your destination.

I wish I was a grumpy old man.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted.
You are now Vulpes Abnocto.

I wish I was a lesbian.

 

[Maplemage]

Granted but your a boy now

I wish I had more posts.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted.
But you suddenly got banned.

I wish I was prettier.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Your inbox is filled to capacity, and you can't post anywhere without a legion of fanboys hanging on your every word.



oh yeah, that's not far from the truth....




I wish I had a laptop.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but your laptop is from 1989.

I wish I could escape to a deserted island.