Corrupt a wish!

[Narin]

Granted, but now you are dead.

I wish everyone was a Moogle! Kupo!

 

[Mewgia]

Granted but now we discover a virus that kills all Moogles. Kupo!

I wish the offtopic and testing area boards were more active, like they used to be!

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. People visit and read the threads but its up to a select few--of about 15--to do 90% of the work...

I wish Moogles/Pokemon/other video game characters/creatures that are tameable or naturally kind were real. I'd love to meet some!

 

[BORTZ]

granted and you become a trainer but get eaten by

i wish i had a hydrogen car.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but it explodes due to some defect, and you're disabled for life.

I wish I my sister shared my enthusiasm for homebrew and WiFi...

 

[KDH]

Granted, she gets so enthusiastic about it that she builds a giant WiFi tower out off all your stuff and spends all her time learning to write hyper-efficient programs that can do with one line of code what no one else can do with 10.

I wish Microsoft would hurry up and collapse in on itself.

 

[James B.]

They do. Right before they release Halo DS, which included an online Live service for free, and 64 player servers.

Oh no.


I wish something really bad would happen to me in the next minute.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Not Granted. Its the best way to curropt such a wish, so the Grant-Fairy refuses to come through for you

I wish I hadn't eaten 7 Samosas...:sick:

 

[James B.]

You ate 100 Twinkies instead. Good luck getting out of your chair, if you ever come out of that diabetic coma.

I wish for world war.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted--oh wait, thats already happened, sorry. Instead, your sent back in time and forced to die 1,000,000,000,000 horrible deaths for wishing for World War.

I wish...the price of gas would go back down to about 1.25/gal

 

[Narin]

Granted, but all of your and your family's vehicles break down.

I wish I would find true love, kupo!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but true love came in the form of a human being...and sadly, we don't support Moogle-Human relationships in this part of the world.

I wish things would get better for anyone who is feeling down right now.

 

[gizmo_gal]

...I dont have the power to grant that wish, or the twisted heart to corrupt it, so I will 2nd it!

I too wish that someone feeling down would feel better!

 

[juicy_mokro]

Granted but he was so happy that he decided to be gay, so you screwd him
i wish gbatemp was more a site with SSBB tourny's

 

[Narin]

Granted, but you are banned from all the tournaments.

I wish I wasn't feeling so bleh lately x.x Kupo...

 

[xalphax]

granted, now you feel less bleh and more blah.

i wish i had the perfect moment.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but now you're frozen in it.

I wish the next person to read this would smile and have a nice day.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. The next person who reads this smiles and has a nice day, but them having a nice day hurts their enemies so they hunt you down and kill you for giving people nice days.

I wish I had some more food already.

 

[GameSoul]

Granted, but my dog just ate it.


I wish I knew how to make a sig.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted you have a sig and you know how it was made.

I wish my ceiling hadn't just finished falling in.