Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, all the rain stops, a drought comes, vegetation dies. Its a natural phenomena that confounds scientist around the globe because all the people in the area began to die because their air is running out without enough plants to breath chlorophyll and exhale oxygen.

I wish I had gotten a say in who I was born as and what family I was born in to.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but they have a say whether or not to keep you in the family...and due to your indecisiveness...you're stuck trying to think of who you actually want to be born as.

I wish to eat something good.

 

[Orc]

Granted...but they have a say whether or not to keep you in the family...and due to your indecisiveness...you're stuck trying to think of who you actually want to be born as.

I wish to eat something good.

Granted, you eat yourself.

I wish I was put into a wood chipper.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You die the horrible and painful death that you wished for.

I wish I could think of a song worth listening to....

 

[Narin]

Granted, but thats the only song you can ever think of fo the rest of your life.

I wish I had a kupo nut

 

[CrystalSweet]

granted, but your nut is covered in dirt and disease because it fell on the ground

i wish i had a boyfriend

 

[OSW]

granted (theres a line of candidates waiting for you from gbatemp 0_0 (excluding me) but i don't think this was a smart wish lol)

i wish i pass my upcoming exams.

 

[ojsinnerz.]

Granted, but you lose all your money in a single robbery.

I wish I had thousands of dollars in my SWISS bank account.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You do, but your account is frozen by the FBI.

I wish I had a special machine that could wipe away memories.

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted but you use it on yourself,and you forget everything that has happened to you.

I wish people didn't die.....

 

[xalphax]

granted, now the suffering of most people is endless, as there is still not enough food around the planet.

i wish i would not fail anymore.

 

[OSW]

granted but now you don't try anymore.

i wish i had a wii.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but it doesnt play games
i wish wii had better graphics

 

[xalphax]

granted, but the graphics of the other consoles are still better ^^

i wish i get my dream job.

 

[Endogene]

granted, but the graphics of the other consoles are still better ^^

i wish i get my dream job.

granted but the boss sodomies you

I wish i was a real ninja

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but you're captured by a rival clan and die a most painful and humiliating death at their hands after you've been tortured into revealing your own clan secrets. You go down in Ninja History as a disgraced and despised mark against all Ninjas.

I wish my family had more money and thus, I was able to have my own room for once in 18 years...

 

[fischju]

Granted, but you're captured by a rival clan and die a most painful and humiliating death at their hands after you've been tortured into revealing your own clan secrets. You go down in Ninja History as a disgraced and despised mark against all Ninjas.

I wish my family had more money and thus, I was able to have my own room for once in 18 years...

Granted, but they buy a house so big you get lost in it (and die)

I wish the viewing angle on this monitor was a little better

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. The angle on your monitor is so crisp and sharp it gauges your eyes out.

I wish I had more crystal water.

 

[Pizzaroo]

Granted. The angle on your monitor is so crisp and sharp it gauges your eyes out.

I wish I had more crystal water.

Granted, but it turns into real crystals inside your throat, suffocating you.

i wish my laptop had faster broadband speed.

 

[fischju]

Granted. The angle on your monitor is so crisp and sharp it gauges your eyes out.

I wish I had more crystal water.

Granted, but you have to defeat the evil lord or order Jyggalag to access it (Oblivion Shivering Isles reference!)

I wish I knew how to lockpick well so I could break into the local high school and steal a desk