Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but everyones blind so no ones see's the way you do, and in a world of blind is the seer truly seeing what the blind percieve?

I wish I could finish assignment before lunch like I declared at 11 am that I would.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but you end up doing the wrong assignment.

I wish I was legally allowed to beat modern kids with a birch stick to stop them being so soft and whiney.

 

[Doggy124]

Granted, but you end up with lot of enemy.
I wish Costello join this topic lol.

 

[JBl147]

Granted, but he corrupts your wish too!
I wish I had a cookie

 

[Narin]

Granted, but he corrupts your wish too!
I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but its a poison cookie

I wish moogles were real

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but i dont know what moogle is so ur screwd
i wish i knew whats moogles are

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but when you realize thats what Narin's avy actually is, its too late. You have died of dysentery.

I wish i could play Oregon Trail right now.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted! But your PC doesn't support it.

I wish I could see my friends from Africa again...WildWon you made me sad mentioning that game. They had a laptop and that game. Man do I miss them.

 

[B-Blue]

Crap! I don't want to ruin your wish

 

[WildWon]

Granted! But your PC doesn't support it.

I wish I could see my friends from Africa again...WildWon you made me sad mentioning that game. They had a laptop and that game. Man do I miss them.

Granted, you get to go back and visit everyone. But then you wake up. It was all a dream, but a really good dream! (smallest way i could think of to corrupt that wish

)

I wish for $10.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted buts its really old, crumpled and wet because you find it on the street, no store or bank will accept it.

I wish I had a bigger attention span...

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but i dont know what your saying so your screwd
i wish i had vacation

 

[Narin]

Granted, but you end up taking a vacation to Chernobyl.

I wish I was really a Moogle, kupo!

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but you're the only one and you die alone. Moogles are extinct.

I wish I could jump at will between dimensions and take part of video games and stuff like that.

 

[KDH]

Granted, but you'll never see Earth Prime again! [/Sliders reference]

I wish my name were John Crichton.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You have legally changed your name to John Crichton, but you won the lottery while the judge was signing your petition and are no longer the winner of the 50 million jack pot. The lottery officials send you a letter saying "Please try again"

I wish I had a talent!

 

[KDH]

Granted, you now have an always open telnet connection on your computer. Oh, you said talent? Oops, sorry. Um... you had better do something about telnet connection, its incredibly insecure.

I wish I had my own theme song that played whenever I entered a room, woke up, walked onto a stage/up to a podium, etc.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you heard it every second do you got crazy and suicided
i wish my test was canceled

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but because of this cancelled test anyone who isn't already a straight A student immediately fails the class/course.

I wish my homework magically did itself and was 100% accurate!

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but your mom saw it and she got mad because you where cheatig so she spanked you
i wish it didnt rain here