Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but they rise against you and um...use Chav powers to kill you after years of suffering



I wish I knew what Chav is and had time enough to look it up without loosing my chance to corrupt this wish

 

[KDH]

Granted... Or atleast it would be but I don't know either and can't be bothered to look it up right now.

I wish I had a T3 Internet connection.

 

[Narin]

Granted... Or atleast it would be but I don't know either and can't be bothered to look it up right now.

I wish I had a T3 Internet connection.

Granted, but its routed through China and all the good sites are censored and blocked.

I wish gizmo_girl was nicer to me, kupo!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but everyone's going to hate you for stealing her affection.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[Narin]

Granted...but everyone's going to hate you for stealing her affection.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted, but its a carrot cake, maade out of nothing bot carrots.

I wish I had some cake now, darn you distorted.frequency! You sneaky Canadian...

 

[gizmo_gal]

Banned for calling a Canadian Sneaky!

 

[distorted.freque]

Banned for calling a Canadian Sneaky!

...wrong place?

(answers to Narin)

Granted...but the cake is a lie. (What did you expect?)

I wish I was a moogle, kupo.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but Moogle meat is highly prized, so I kill you for fur, flesh and bone.

I wish I was a chocobo.

 

[Renegade_R]

Granted, then I eat you cause Chocobo tastes like chicken.

I wish I had a better cellphone.

 

[iffy525]

Granted,

I wish for another wish

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but the wish is dead on arrival.

I wish I had a suction cup.

 

[OSW]

granted, but it doesn't fit around your penis.

I wish some important people respected my opinions more.

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted,but you lose your ability to talk&type not allowing you to share your opinions anymore.
I wish I could hire a stripper.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but she turns out to be your money trying to earn money to put you through uni.

I wish I was dating Christina Applegate.

 

[WildWon]

Granted. But Christina Applegate hasn't looked good since... uh... Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. Now she just looks like a shriveled muppet. She bares a very close resemblance to Keith Richards. *Shudder* enjoy your date!

I wish my theme would be accepted by NDSthemes.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but no one likes it and ever downloads it so the site makes a "Hall of Shame" just to display it.

I wish I could wish for a suction cup with out someone making it into something perverted (Uh, Hello? Gizmo_GAL)

 

[Renegade_R]

Granted...but the suction cup doesn't suck.

I wish i didn't have to be at work today.

 

[OSW]

granted, but you'll be enslaved the rest of your life starting tomorrow.

I wish i knew what this "suction cup" gizmo_gal reffered to meant!

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Someone you love was in a terrible accident and you have to be at the hospital with them.

I wish I could rewrite the history of my life.

Dang!

Granted. I've got one of those stick on hoops but the suction is terrible.

I wish I'd been first to corupt Renegades wish as I did it better.

 

[WildWon]

Granted. But you effed up and now you dont exist.

I wish i could be timelier in my "granted" statements