Corrupt a wish!

[Eternal Myst]

Granted but your caught by a commercial fishermans net and by the time he realizes you're to ugly/little to be food you're already dead.

I wish my last wish hadn't been overlooked.


QUOTE(juicy_mokro @ May 17 2008, 10:00 PM) ?
i wish his wish wasnt so dificult to corupt

I don't get it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I wish I had a better sense of smell.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but now you can small a fart from 10 miles away, just imagine what else you can smell.

I wish that no one else would post after this wish.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you didnt say for how long so now im here !!
i wish gta 4 would come on the wii

 

[Doggy124]

Granted but it come with new FW and it brick your Wii.
I wish I finished my homework.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but your teacher saw u did it with a wish so you must study in the summer
i wish school was forbiddden

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted,but now you must be homeschooled.
I wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but its counterfeit money and your soon arrested for possessing it.

I wish for the next person to smack themselves in the face.

 

[Upperleft]

Granted , but i didn't lose a single tooth! HA!

I wish the next person to confess about something

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted,I like waffles dipped in honey and strawberry syrup,I dislike the PS3 console,and I like the movie Ratatouille.
I wish I never confessed that.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, instead you are an important person in society who wrote a letter to your secret lover, which was intercepted by the media and put in print. You're life is over.


I wish I had an ice cream cone with caramel syrup and NO toothache.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but now you don't have any teeth.

I wish I had an ice cream cone now

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but its a drop of cream surrounded by a big, solid cone of ice. You get brain freeze trying to get to the cream.

I wish I had a caramel cookie.

 

[slightlyaskew]

Granted! But alas, I misread - you now have a Camel Cookie.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that bug...

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, it comes back to life and is a mutated fiend that kills you and goes on a bloody rampage like in those cheest old "horror" movies that come on TCM...

I wish I had a ferret proof house and a couple of ferrets to go with them.

 

[KDH]

Granted, but the ferrets sing and dance endlessly when you try to sleep.

I wish I knew why my bootloader got messed up after moving my partitions.

 

[WildWon]

Granted. You now understand why your bootloader got effed, but you have no idea what that keyboardy-thingie is used for, and you assume your mouse is a pedal to control the speed of your internets. But at least you now know why.

I with this job interview today goes well!

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but the job sucks you must clean ur asshole before you work
i wish wildwon would post more replies goes he is funny

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted,but not until the near future.
I wish I shot a moogle.

 

[Narin]

Granted,but not until the near future.
I wish I shot a moogle.

Not granted, because your aim sucks and you miss the moogle by miles who then proceeds to beat you senseless with their cane.

I wish all moggles had a restraining order against kais

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted,but not until the near future.
I wish I shot a moogle.

Not granted, because your aim sucks and you miss the moogle by miles who then proceeds to beat you senseless with their cane.

I wish all moggles had a restraining order against kais

Granted, but the cops can never be bothered to enforce the law anyway so it's meaningless.

I wish I was allowed to enslave all chavs...