Corrupt a wish!

[ScuberSteve]

Granted By Gabriel and Kris ( 2 gay people in our school)

I wish Salamantis could be good in Call Of Duty 4

Granted, but it's actually everyone else getting worse.
I wish I had a yellow legal pad.

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... but it's that color because a dog just pissed on it ...

I wish I was less evil ...

 

[The Worst]

granted thebob
I wish I was taller

 

[Orc]

granted thebob
I wish I was taller

Granted, but now you're a tree.
I wish I was the little boy.

 

[hogg]

Granted but Michael Jackson is your best friend.
I wish my dong wasn't so long.

 

[The Worst]

granted but now your ding last the whole time and is ultimately more annoying than a regular ding-donnnnng
I wish alternative music was still around

 

[fischju]

Granted, but somebody just gives you a link to Yellowcard

I wish that if this were witty enough, someone would finally love me.

 

[cruddybuddy]

Granted, but it was your grandma and she just died.

I wish for a million more wishes.

 

[ScuberSteve]

Granted, but you end up wishing for a can of spam every time, leaving you with a million cans of spam.
I wish I had $20.

 

[[M]artin]

Granted, but that 20 dollars can never save you from your newly found AIDS. (Enjoy your AIDS!)

I wish ScuberS would stop posing semi-nude for GBAtemp.

 

[cruddybuddy]

Granted, but now he's posing ALL-nude.

I wish that all my wishes could never be corrupted.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, Martin but now he's an internet celebrity and those pics are up everywhere.

I wish I had $10,000 USD

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but now he's posing ALL-nude.

I wish that all my wishes could never be corrupted.

Man. I was about to say that.

Granted but the game would no longer be fun and everyone will shun you for being such a bad sport.

QUOTEGranted, Martin but now he's an internet celebrity and those pics are up everywhere.

I wish I had $10,000 USD

Granted but the exchange rate has suddenly dropped and the US dollar is no longer accepted by most countries.

I wish I had better eyesight.

 

[PBC]

BAH!! you posted too fast!!

Granted. But I misread your "eyesight" as Icetights and you freeze off your nards.

I wish I lived in the 50s or 60s...

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you had sex with your grandma
i wish i was i had gta 4 with a ps3

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but GTA4 is Grand Theft Atari 4, in which you steal ataris from blind orphans, and PS3 is actually the cell you end up in. You bastard.

I wish i could be raped by Sloth...

 

[superrob]

Granted but i dont know what a "Sloth" is. So i gave you a gay instead

I wish i was imortal >:]

 

[cruddybuddy]

Granted but i dont know what a "Sloth" is. So i gave you a gay instead

I wish i was imortal >:]

Granted, but a wish to be immortal is inherently corrupt, so I don't feel it necessary to explain to you all of the downfalls of your wish.

I wish I could re-live my life from the beginning, knowing everything I know now.

 

[fischju]

Granted, but you would be one fucked up baby

I wish I could really make money doing surveys.

 

[cruddybuddy]

Granted, but you would be one fucked up baby

I wish I could really make money doing surveys.

Granted, but now you can't get a date when you tell women what you do for a living.

I wish I could solve world hunger.