Corrupt a wish!

[fischju]

Granted, but people start making shota of you.


I wish that private practice doctors weren't idiots

 

[Elisa_]

Granted, but then they go to rehab and get really attracted to social life and leave their jobs.

I wish I could be an Admin on GBATemp.net

 

[science]

Granted, but you gain 400lbs (jk staff members

)

I wish I could sleep

 

[fischju]

Granted, but you dream of being chased by a mad Linkiboy


I wish I could find this movie in HD

 

[juicy_mokro]

grabted but your blind to see it

i wish netherlands had better wheather

 

[JSalcedo]

Granted but you are forced out of the country.

I wish I had a wii.

 

[superrob]

Granted but its GPU is overheated.

I wish i had magical powers.

 

[Westside]

Granted, but your magic doesn't work.
I wish SNES came back to the console scene once again.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but it can only play Highschool Musical based games.

I wish i was a little bit taller.

 

[Sinkhead]

Granted, but only a little bit taller than 1'

I wish England would get nice weather all year...

 

[Westside]

Granted by now you live in Amazon Rain forest.

I wish the world would have less dictators...

 

[The Worst]

Granted, elections are in November.
I wish i had more rum...

 

[NeSchn]

Granted, But the bottle broke on the way home.

I wish I had a click-pad for my drumset.

 

[Tomagado]

Granted but you lose it on the way home.

I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend


Beat that.

 

[Awdofgum]

Granted but you become blind moments later

I wish Football (NFL) season started

 

[ScuberSteve]

Granted, but all the teams are replaced WITH CANADIAN ONES.
I wish I had more perverted friends.

 

[Westside]

Granted, but the boys butt raped you
I wish I can go to Kazakhstan.

 

[Tomagado]

Granted but Borat would rape you

I wish my french teacher would die.

 

[Salamantis]

Granted but the replacement teacher would be worse.

I wish I could finally get laid.

 

[Tomagado]

Granted By Gabriel and Kris ( 2 gay people in our school)

I wish Salamantis could be good in Call Of Duty 4