Corrupt a wish!

fischju · Apr 30, 2008

Granted, but people start making shota of you.

I wish that private practice doctors weren't idiots

Elisa_ · May 1, 2008

Granted, but then they go to rehab and get really attracted to social life and leave their jobs.

I wish I could be an Admin on GBATemp.net

science · May 1, 2008

Granted, but you gain 400lbs (jk staff members

)

I wish I could sleep

fischju · May 1, 2008

Granted, but you dream of being chased by a mad Linkiboy

I wish I could find this movie in HD

juicy_mokro · May 1, 2008

grabted but your blind to see it

i wish netherlands had better wheather

JSalcedo · May 1, 2008

Granted but you are forced out of the country.

I wish I had a wii.

superrob · May 1, 2008

Granted but its GPU is overheated.

I wish i had magical powers.

Westside · May 1, 2008

Granted, but your magic doesn't work.
I wish SNES came back to the console scene once again.

WildWon · May 1, 2008

Granted, but it can only play Highschool Musical based games.

I wish i was a little bit taller.

Sinkhead · May 1, 2008

Granted, but only a little bit taller than 1'

I wish England would get nice weather all year...

Westside · May 1, 2008

Granted by now you live in Amazon Rain forest.

I wish the world would have less dictators...

The Worst · May 1, 2008

Granted, elections are in November.
I wish i had more rum...

NeSchn · May 1, 2008

Granted, But the bottle broke on the way home.

I wish I had a click-pad for my drumset.

Tomagado · May 2, 2008

Granted but you lose it on the way home.

I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend

Beat that.

Awdofgum · May 2, 2008

Granted but you become blind moments later

I wish Football (NFL) season started

ScuberSteve · May 2, 2008

Granted, but all the teams are replaced WITH CANADIAN ONES.
I wish I had more perverted friends.

Westside · May 2, 2008

Granted, but the boys butt raped you
I wish I can go to Kazakhstan.

Tomagado · May 2, 2008

Granted but Borat would rape you

I wish my french teacher would die.

Salamantis · May 2, 2008

Granted but the replacement teacher would be worse.

I wish I could finally get laid.

Tomagado · May 2, 2008

Granted By Gabriel and Kris ( 2 gay people in our school)

I wish Salamantis could be good in Call Of Duty 4