Corrupt a wish!

[superrob]

Granted but it melted down.

I wish i knew what to wish.

 

[Sinkhead]

Too bad I made your wish for you, I wished for your mom, I got her.

I wish I hadn't.

 

[Westside]

Too bad,
I don't wish

 

[juicy_mokro]

i wish westide was banned to this topic

 

[Flooded]

Granted but it was only for one second.

I wish for 999,999,999,999,241 more wishes.

 

[superrob]

Granted but 32 Bits cant handle that many numbers.

I wish for a monkey.

 

[Orc]

Granted but 32 Bits cant handle that many numbers.

I wish for a monkey.

Granted, but you get BoneMonkey's grandma.

I wish for Global Warming.

 

[superrob]

Granted but you just burned down the earth.

I wísh it was friday again.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you where to ill to do fun stuff
i wish school was forbidden

 

[CockroachMan]

granted but you where to ill to do fun stuff
i wish school was forbidden

Granted but you would be to dumb to use a computer and would never be able to enter GBATemp again!

I wish I had a better PC

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted but on your way to get the PC, your hands get chopped off by an insane cannibalistic clown who wants to have babies with you thus making it impossible for you to write in Gbatemp ever again.

I wish I had a dragon.

 

[Orc]

Granted but on your way to get the PC, your hands get chopped off by an insane cannibalistic clown who wants to have babies with you thus making it impossible for you to write in Gbatemp ever again.

I wish I had a dragon.

Granted, but you have to lick it's Dragon Balls everyday.

I wish I was hamburger with a mudkip.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but the hamburger was old
i wish i had chocolate

 

[Mewgia]

granted but the chocolate was infested with viruses and bacteria that kill you within a day

I wish for nothing

 

[superrob]

Granted but you got something.

I Wish for peace in the world.

 

[moozxy]

Granted, the world is now full of peas

I wish I was jigglypuff.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted but a Pokemon hunter spots you and kills you for your fur/skin.

I wish the world ended.

 

[superrob]

Granted but a new one just began.

I wish i had a PSP.

 

[ScuberSteve]

Granted but a new one just began.

I wish i had a PSP.

Granted, but it doesn't read memory sticks.
I wish I had more money than everyone else in the world.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but everyone has reverted back to the barter system, making all those money useless.

I wish I could ride on a paper airplane.