Corrupt a wish!

[OrcMonkey©]

I wish whatever i said becomes true

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted.
but it only came true if you eat shit.
i wish it was summer

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but you have to go to summer school.

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you dont hav a wii mote.
i wish i was in a movie and be famous

 

[TrolleyDave]

granted but you dont hav a wii mote.
i wish i was in a movie and be famous

Granted, but it's one of Gary Glitters home movies.

I wish I was in Dixie.

 

[jgu1994]

Granted, you get to go to Dicksea for vacation.

I wish i could ban all the annoying people.

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... You're in Dixie, but you're now black, and it's 1790 ...

I wish I had the power to kill over the internet ...

 

[juggernaut911]

granted... but your too poor to afford internet


I wish I got free stuff in good working condition from newegg.com

 

[Bob Evil]

granted... but your too poor to afford internet


I wish I got free stuff in good working condition from newegg.com

Granted ... but they got closed down, due to tax evasion charges, and they framed you for it ...

I wish that this game would end ...

 

[Orc]

granted... but your too poor to afford internet


I wish I got free stuff in good working condition from newegg.com

Granted ... but they got closed down, due to tax evasion charges, and they framed you for it ...

I wish that this game would end ...

Granted, but only for you.
I wish I was a shooting star, able to absorb so many wishes.

 

[superrob]

Granted but youre burned up in the atmospeche.

I wish i won one million.

 

[Orc]

Granted but youre burned up in the atmospeche.

I wish i won one million.

Granted, you win one million boxes of AIDS.
I wish it was ironic, don't you think?

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted but youre burned up in the atmospeche.

I wish i won one million.

Granted but it's lashes in Thailand

I wish I could wish for a wish

 

[superrob]

Granted but you just used it for wishing your wish.

I wish i could get a hotdog.

 

[Salamantis]

Granted but you just used it for wishing your wish.

I wish i could get a hotdog.

Granted but you don't get the sausage inside.

I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.

 

[superrob]

Granted but you just used it for wishing your wish.

I wish i could get a hotdog.

Granted but you don't get the sausage inside.

I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.

Granted but it made her worse.

I wish i had a girlfriend.

 

[Sinkhead]

Granted, too bad she's a transvestite

I wish I had a tank

 

[Orc]

Granted, too bad she's a transvestite

I wish I had a tank

Granted, but it's a fish tank... full of piranhas... and you're in it.

I wish it there's HARD MODE in life.

 

[Sinkhead]

I wish it there's HARD MODE in life.

There is, too bad you're wearing one of these

You sure you still want it to be HARD?

I wish I had Rick Astley by my side, friends for ever.

 

[Mangofett]

Granted, but instead he never gives you up, lets you down.

I wish I had the newest eeepc model.