Corrupt a wish!

[Norman3000]

Granted But you lose your ears! lol

I Wish I Could have s*x with a beautiful celebrity! lol

 

[iffy525]

Granted, but she was a trap.
I wish that I will have a happy life.

 

[Orc]

Granted, but she was a trap.
I wish that I will have a happy life.

Granted, but you are a tapeworm.
I wish I get a punch in the face again.

 

[redact]

Granted, but she was a trap.
I wish that I will have a happy life.

Granted, but you are a tapeworm.
I wish I get a punch in the face again.

granted, but my fist is made of dog turd. btw bappy hrthday!!

i wish i had high speed internet, with unlimited downloads for free

 

[Orc]

i wish i had high speed internet, with unlimited downloads for free

granted but you only get to download goatse, oh and thanks

I wish I get blood in my mouth.

 

[Norman3000]

Granted but your computer/laptop wont work lol

 

[elgin3]

I wish the ozone layer wasn't being depleted by CFC and nothing can destroy it ever, ever again. (Belated Happy Earth Day!)

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted,
but the all the humans will die cause theres no oil.

i wish my english was better

 

[Elisa_]

granted but you can't speak out any english words.

I wish I had more $$ to travel across the world =]

 

[Bob Evil]

granted but you can't speak out any english words.

I wish I had more $$ to travel across the world =]

Granted, but the world explodes ...

I wish there was no more death.

 

[Orc]

granted but you can't speak out any english words.

I wish I had more $$ to travel across the world =]

Granted, but the world explodes ...

I wish there was no more death.

Granted. We all float around in outer space as old gray bags of flesh since the world has already exploded.

I wish bullets were my weakness.

 

[Bob Evil]

granted but you can't speak out any english words.

I wish I had more $$ to travel across the world =]

Granted, but the world explodes ...

I wish there was no more death.

Granted. We all float around in outer space as old gray bags of flesh since the world has already exploded.

I wish bullets were my weakness.

Granted ... but now, recycled bullets are used in everything ... chairs, beds, cereal, cheeseburgers ... whatever ... every single thing on the planet now contains recycled bullets

I wish there were no more wishes.

 

[Smuff]

I wish there were no more wishes.

Granted !







erm.........





errrrr..................








ummm.....................















Oh bugger !

 

[Hit]

Granted, But that's not a wish

I wish nothing

 

[Deleted User]

Yeah.
This has ended, huh?
Thanks thebobevil ¬_¬ lol

 

[Talaria]

I wish we had wishes...*sigh*

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but they didnt come true
wish people didnt make stupid wishes

 

[Mangofett]

Granted, but I exist

I wish I knew how to shot web

 

[azotyp]

Granted but web stops you befor you stopped web.


I wish that drunk people stop screaming in my neighbourhood at night

 

[jgu1994]

Granted, but now that they're sober, they scream even more.
I wish i had a better computer that was to me only, and would work always, and nothing was wrong with it.