Corrupt a wish!

[Awdofgum]

Granted, Shut the F*** Up! (censored=nicer)

I wish for happiness

 

[Deleted User]

Granted.
But you, err, lose a tooth.

I wish that I had 2 more wishes.
They are for me to have a billion pounds sterling, and the second is to have none of my wishes, past, present, or future, to have any negative side-effect

There.

Granted, but is so heavy you can't lift it! And also granted, but you dont get to wish anymore.

I wish that money is for nothing, and that the chicks are free.

Ah, they're negative side effects

 

[Neko]

Granted, Shut the F*** Up! (censored=nicer)

I wish for happiness

Granted but after 2 weeks the happiness will turn into sadness.


I wish for more friends.

 

[Artheido]

Granted.
But you, err, lose a tooth.

I wish that I had 2 more wishes.
They are for me to have a billion pounds sterling, and the second is to have none of my wishes, past, present, or future, to have any negative side-effect

There.

Granted, but is so heavy you can't lift it! And also granted, but you dont get to wish anymore.

I wish that money is for nothing, and that the chicks are free.

Ah, they're negative side effects

For some people, not being able to wish may be a positive side-effect ;P

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, Shut the F*** Up! (censored=nicer)

I wish for happiness

Granted but after 2 weeks the happiness will turn into sadness.


I wish for more friends.

You get more friends, but they all will die in 10 days.

I wish I had a working PSP

 

[Upperleft]

Granted , but it just fell of your hands

i wish i could move my lazy ass to buy a new bowl for my fish

 

[WeaponXxX]

Granted but it has a new firmware on it that doesn't allow you to play back ups or homebrew .... and dark_alex is dead

I wish to be 17 again.

 

[moozxy]

Granted but you lose your thumbs

I wish there were more hours in a day.

EDIT: lol 2:04, 2:05, 2:06

I wish to be 17 again

Granted but all of your time is spent doing school work.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

 

[Dingler]

Granted, but you'd be working in those additional hours

I wish I had a 52" LCD TV

 

[xcalibur]

Granted, but you'd be working in those additional hours

I wish I had a 52" LCD TV

Granted, but it turns out to be faulty.

I wish there was some way for me to get all A's on my exams without having to do them...

 

[WeaponXxX]

Granted
You "xcalibur" get all A's on your exam but you did not do the exams. You were on your way to school when you were abducted by aliens, but raped, and cloned. You clone then went to school and got you your A's. You'll continue to periodically get butt raped till your 44.

I wish I didn't have to work so much.

 

[Pici]

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

i know i'm a bit late but :
There is a way to be cured, you just have to take some medicines per day, it longs like several months.

I used to believe that I was allergic to cats but I had an analysis and i'm not, what a relief ! Now I have a nice lil cat named John.

 

[WeaponXxX]

I wish I changed my previous post to
"I wish someone wouldn't hijack this thread" so that was Pici's post would work with the game.

 

[juicy_mokro]

????? next
i wish i was rich

 

[Mangofett]

Granted, but only when you are compared to tribal african groups.

I wish school was over.

 

[ScuberSteve]

Granted, but school starts in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a colour printer.

 

[Salamantis]

Granted, but school starts in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a colour printer.

Granted, but it only prints in yellow.

I wish foods didn't make you fat.

 

[Artheido]

Granted, but school starts in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a colour printer.

Granted, but it only prints in yellow.

I wish foods didn't make you fat.

Granted but they now give you AIDS

I wish I could decide when a day ends.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but school starts in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a colour printer.

Granted, but it only prints in yellow.

I wish foods didn't make you fat.

Granted but they now give you AIDS

I wish I could decide when a day ends.

Granted, but it also hapens to be the time your mind ends...

I wish I was a djinni...

 

[Mangofett]

Granted, but school starts in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a colour printer.

Granted, but it only prints in yellow.

I wish foods didn't make you fat.

Granted but they now give you AIDS

I wish I could decide when a day ends.

Granted, but it also hapens to be the time your mind ends...

I wish I was a djinni...

Granted, but your owner is Garet.

I wish my room was less noisy.