Corrupt a wish!

[science]

Granted but the Goatse invades every one of your thoughts.
I wish it was summer already.

Granted, but it snows every day in the summer

I wish I didn't have to go to school in two hours

 

[Sonicslasher]

I wish the TF2 update would finally comes out.

Granted! But only for the PC!

I wish for a thousand wishes (not fishes)!

 

[Westside]

Granted, but your wish has not been granted.

I wish this thread is gonna end.

 

[Law]

Granted, but your wish has not been granted.

I wish this thread is gonna end.

Granted, but not for another nine thousand years.

I wish the Internet would be shut down. Forever.

 

[Westside]

Granted, but the wish was granted 200 years ago.
I wish my wish won't be corrupted by the next person.

 

[science]

Granted, but I am a liar. So not granted.

I wish sonicslasher would play the game right

 

[fischju]

Granted, but he never stops lurking the thread and ever other post becomes his

I wish I had food

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted,
but it was bad sushi
i wish i was famous

 

[lagman]

granted,
but it was bad sushi
i wish i was famous

Granted, but you're the guy receiving the Falcon Punch.

I wish I could talk to the animals

 

[Westside]

Granted, but only in your dreams.
I wish I had a purpose in life...

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but you'll die in 4 hours.

I wish this wish can't go wrong.

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted, but you'll die in 4 hours.

I wish this wish can't go wrong.

Granted ... But, it can't go right either, as you did not specify what you wanted

... so, you end up with nothing ... good or bad ...

I wish for death.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you went to hell

 

[Mangofett]

I wish to be the little girl.

 

[Orc]

I wish to be the little girl.

Granted but I will be the little boy.

 

[Mangofett]

I wish for one penny.

 

[Orc]

I wish for one penny.

Granted. Enjoy your penny.

I wish for a punch in the face.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted.
But you, err, lose a tooth.

I wish that I had 2 more wishes.
They are for me to have a billion pounds sterling, and the second is to have none of my wishes, past, present, or future, to have any negative side-effect

There.

 

[science]

Granted.
But you, err, lose a tooth.

I wish that I had 2 more wishes.
They are for me to have a billion pounds sterling, and the second is to have none of my wishes, past, present, or future, to have any negative side-effect

There.

Granted, but is so heavy you can't lift it! And also granted, but you dont get to wish anymore.

I wish that money is for nothing, and that the chicks are free.

 

[Westside]

Granted, but they're all ugly chicks.

I wish for the next guy to be a little nicer.