convert to islam thread

[JuanMena]

The mortality rate is higher in under 5 in Mexico than US

 

[Luffysan]

well am thinking , people die and born How ? What will happened after Death ? No body Know I guess
If we talking about 72 gbatempers I heard it was not easy to get 72 gbatempers .

 

[JuanMena]

"Hey kids... do you want free 3DS gaemz?"

 

[hippy dave]

Virgins are overrated, a real reward would be lovers with experience

 

[CoolMe]

Virgins are overrated, a real reward would be lovers with experience

Beef curtain experience

 

[AncientBoi]

That's the best reason against.

I met one tempter in real life, he was a fucking weirdo. Don't want to imagine 72 in the afterlife.

Hi Let's meet.

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Virgins are overrated, a real reward would be lovers with experience & money

I'm a VIRGIN, u DA !

Spoiler: NO PEEKY

Well.. Sorta.

ok, might be.

Never mind.

 

[The Catboy]

Demons aren’t allowed to convert

 

[x65943]

Demons aren’t allowed to convert
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Fun fact

Baphomet is a European rendering of Mohammed

The favorite Christian/Jewish past time is to name demons/evil figures after positive figures from other religions

Like Baal to Baalzebub

In any case, according to some this actually may get you closer to your demon worship

Virgins are overrated, a real reward would be lovers with experience

Anyone who disagrees with this has not known the frustration of teaching multiple partners the ropes

It gets old so fast

"Arch your back"

"I can't"

"..."

 

[Veho]

Anyone who disagrees with this has not known the frustration of teaching multiple partners the ropes

It gets old so fast

"Arch your back"

"I can't"

"..."

Maybe start with something simpler before moving on to... the ropes.

 

[Exnor]

No thanks. I'm not into cults.

 

[hippy dave]

No thanks. I'm not into cults.

They say, posting on gbatemp

 

[Exnor]

They say, posting on gbatemp

Touche my good sir, touche

 

[Jayinem]

Fun fact: Islam, Jewish and Christians all worship a Hebrew God that used to be one of hundreds of Gods but somehow got narrowed down to 1.

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No thanks. I'm not into cults.

*confused* then how are you posting on EOF?

 

[DinohScene]

So... road trip to Mezquita Catedral when?