Oh man, I was feeling all Korean and shit today, and I was like, "What's easy to make, super delicious, and ethnic enough for white people to not want it?"
JOOK IS THE ANSWER!
I'm gonna take a turkey carcass, peel off the meat bits and throw it into a pot with water. BROTH GET!
Then, I'm gonna make myself a small pot of rice. RICE GET!
Oh man, here's the super serious part:
Super low heat simmering the rice in broth until most of the water evaporates.
I can throw the meat in there too and shit.
YEAAAH BOOOOI.
My God, this is going to be the BEST HOURS OF WAITING OF MY LIFE.
JOOK IS THE ANSWER!
I'm gonna take a turkey carcass, peel off the meat bits and throw it into a pot with water. BROTH GET!
Then, I'm gonna make myself a small pot of rice. RICE GET!
Oh man, here's the super serious part:
Super low heat simmering the rice in broth until most of the water evaporates.
I can throw the meat in there too and shit.
YEAAAH BOOOOI.
My God, this is going to be the BEST HOURS OF WAITING OF MY LIFE.