Comet Elenin

[Buleste]

There is no evidence to support the fact there is a brown dwarf, black hole or even pink fairy is coming this way.

There is however evidence that a 2-3 km across comet will pass by this planet uneventfully which is something that happens on a fairly regular basis.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Looked up where Mars should be. Looked for it. It was exactly where it should be...
But how do you know where Mars should be? They told you

Well when you get down to it I did a bit of maths. But I guess THEY taught me that 2+2=4 and not the truth that 2+2=grapefruit

QUOTE

We're all doomed

You are right. The new maths proves there is a massive kitty coming our way

Spoiler: satellite images

 

[Veho]

No no no no, you're all wrong. The dwarf star is in reality also a lie they're spreading to prevent us from learning the actual, horrible truth.

Spoiler

WE'RE ALL DOOMED

 

[BlueStar]

For years we have been lied to by the governments of our countries

For years you've been lied to by conspiracy theorists on infowars, David Icke's site and YouTube as well, but while believing what's in the newspaper makes you a sheep, swallowing everything these guys tell you without question apparently makes you a free thinker.

 

[Veho]

Well when you get down to it I did a bit of maths.

[conspiracy mode] Yes, but, but!, even with all the math, you still had to start somewhere, right? You need a set of starting data to work from, and how can you tell the data was correct to begin with?

Spoiler

Kepler was in on it

The moose! The moose