Come Sail Away

[monkat]

I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me....

 

[Elvarg]

whatever floats your boat.

 

[monkat]

UGH!

Fuck you Elvarg.

Honestly. Every single time I see you on this forum, it's something completely pointless, or if not, insulting and often removed by a mod.

And then you come in here and ruin my brand new clean thread.

Fuck you.

Get out of here.

Right the fuck now.

I don't want this thread anymore. It's been tainted.

 

[nryn99]

i'll help you clean it monkat. let's have him walk the plank.

your call:
1. sharks
2. orca
3. giant squids
4. man eating mermaids
5. kraken
6. just drown him

 

[Sterling]

i'll help you clean it monkat. let's have him walk the plank.

your call:
1. sharks
2. orca
3. giant squids
4. man eating mermaids
5. kraken
6. just drown him

Eh, too much work. Oh wait, our ballast is a bunch of rocks... I think we can get by without 75 lbs of these things lying around. Here are a few kerosene and lamp oil soaked burlap bags to keep him warm on his dive...

Is that a ProtoKun?! Hold on, let's just use a weaker form of his acid that only eats human flesh and continues while he flails helplessly against the current.

 

[Maplemage]

Put it on the water and ride that wood!

 

[Sterling]

Put it on the water and ride that wood!

No thanks man.

 

[monkat]

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!

Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yohoho!

 

[ProtoKun7]

Honestly. Every single time I see you on this forum, it's something completely pointless, or if not, insulting and often removed by a mod.

*cough*splutter*


Too easy.

 

[Ikki]

THERE LURKS A TRAITOR IN THIS THREAD WHO HATH INVOKED THE MONKAT'S IRE

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Monkat, it's never time for Styx.

Ever.