So getting back to circle jerking, reason I asked your gender was because I saw this topic and I thought to myself "hmmm what's a woman doing in a circle jerk topic?". Because you see circle jerking is a sport reserved only for men.
We get together and we talk about our fake love for women while women talk about their fake orgasms with us.
Then we talk about our business cards and the various asses of our secretaries in our offices and how we can ruin the lives of these 19 year old dreamers by crushing their lives with a dose of reality at work. Then after that, we get more shitfaced with beer and scotch and we forget where we parked our BMWs. So we find them tomorrow, $200 later at the impound with a broken windshield.
Circle jerking is a unique sport but it has to be done properly. It's no place for amateurs.