Choose your own Adventure 2

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  1. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    The old choose your own adventure was awesome! but He stopped updating so i went ahead and made my own.

    RULES (taken from the other thread.)
    I will work the same way.

    CHAPTER 1: Where am i?
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    you wake up in a jail cell. You have pants, shirt, and a cap. There is a mattress, and a toilet. The there is a door on the south side of the room.
     
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  2. haflore

    haflore aeternaliter fluxa

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    Better use the toilet, before something bad happens.. But first, why the ** are my legs so short?!?!
     
  3. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Get naked then eat your mattress

    If that doesn't work, grab the toilet and crash it against the door


    *also, good job, those CYOA games totally own [​IMG]*
     
  4. Slyakin

    Slyakin See ya suckers

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    You should look under the mattress or in the toilet for the key. The key is always in the toilet.
     
  5. OtakuGamerZ

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    Rip off toilet seat.
    Bang on door.
    Yell for help.
    Hide under bed until a guard comes.
     
  6. beegee7730

    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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    Check the corner of the room for any suspicious looking bodies.
     
  7. CannonFoddr

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    * Check door to see if it's locked
    * If locked - Move mattress to see if there's a tunnel
    * If no tunnel - pull spring out of mattress & use to pick cell door lock
     
  8. tj_cool

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    You answered your own question
    Next chapter pl0x

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    Since it's a jail, one could assume the door is locked though.
     
  9. Minox

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    look for random pyros
     
  10. beegee7730

    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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    Change class to spy, respawn outside the cell and disguise as a guard.
     
  11. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    <!--quoteo(post=2717074:date=Mar 30 2010, 10:30 PM:name=haflore)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(haflore @ Mar 30 2010, 10:30 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717074"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Better use the toilet, before something bad happens.. But first, why the ** are my legs so short?!?!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img340.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at915.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2979/screenshot20100331at915.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    Your legs are short cause they took them for... science. Moving on.
    <a href="http://img444.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at918.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1852/screenshot20100331at918.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    Take a piss. Not a bad idea. Never know when thats gonna save you time in the long run.

    <!--quoteo(post=2717147:date=Mar 30 2010, 11:14 PM:name=raulpica)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(raulpica @ Mar 30 2010, 11:14 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717147"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Get naked then eat your mattress<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <a href="http://img9.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at929.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7848/screenshot20100331at929.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    Get naked
    <a href="http://img515.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at100.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2774/screenshot20100331at100.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    Eat your mattress
    <a href="http://img7.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at100k.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/260/screenshot20100331at100k.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    Maybe not the best idea.



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    <!--quoteo(post=2717147:date=Mar 30 2010, 11:14 PM:name=raulpica)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(raulpica @ Mar 30 2010, 11:14 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717147"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->If that doesn't work, grab the toilet and crash it against the door<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img511.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at101.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3658/screenshot20100331at101.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    Doesnt seem to come off the wall.

    <!--quoteo(post=2717195:date=Mar 30 2010, 11:38 PM:name=Slyakin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Slyakin @ Mar 30 2010, 11:38 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717195"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You should look under the mattress or in the toilet for the key. The key is always in the toilet.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img511.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at102.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5008/screenshot20100331at102.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    A Key!
    <a href="http://img265.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at103.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1192/screenshot20100331at103.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
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    Its locked from the other side.


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    <!--quoteo(post=2717227:date=Mar 30 2010, 11:54 PM:name=OtakuGamerZ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OtakuGamerZ @ Mar 30 2010, 11:54 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717227"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Rip off toilet seat.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img30.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at104.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9666/screenshot20100331at104.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    There is not toilet seat. ewwww.

    <!--quoteo(post=2717227:date=Mar 30 2010, 11:54 PM:name=OtakuGamerZ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OtakuGamerZ @ Mar 30 2010, 11:54 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717227"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Bang on door.
    Yell for help.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img121.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at104.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9666/screenshot20100331at104.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <!--quoteo(post=2717227:date=Mar 30 2010, 11:54 PM:name=OtakuGamerZ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OtakuGamerZ @ Mar 30 2010, 11:54 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717227"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hide under bed until a guard comes.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/izxfmt.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    Guard: "Shut the hell up!"

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    Well that didnt do any good.


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    <!--quoteo(post=2717647:date=Mar 31 2010, 05:11 AM:name=beegee7730)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(beegee7730 @ Mar 31 2010, 05:11 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717647"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Check the corner of the room for any suspicious looking bodies.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img32.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at105.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3412/screenshot20100331at105.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
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    No bodies, but...
    <!--quoteo(post=2718192:date=Mar 31 2010, 11:30 AM:name=Minox_IX)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Minox_IX @ Mar 31 2010, 11:30 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2718192"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->look for random pyros<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img69.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at105.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3412/screenshot20100331at105.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
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    Looks like you found a match! (And it looks like i forgot to deselect our hero too. Whoops.)
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    Or a dildo. Not sure.


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    <!--quoteo(post=2718198:date=Mar 31 2010, 11:35 AM:name=beegee7730)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(beegee7730 @ Mar 31 2010, 11:35 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2718198"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Change class to spy, respawn outside the cell and disguise as a guard.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://img265.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at111.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9847/screenshot20100331at111.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
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    Well shit. I for got to learn that one.

    <!--quoteo(post=2717804:date=Mar 31 2010, 07:23 AM:name=CannonFoddr)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CannonFoddr @ Mar 31 2010, 07:23 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717804"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->* Check door to see if it's locked<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <a href="http://img407.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at112.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9526/screenshot20100331at112.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    The door is locked, but upon closer inspection, it looks like you could slip something between the door and the wall to flip the switch to get out.

    <!--quoteo(post=2717804:date=Mar 31 2010, 07:23 AM:name=CannonFoddr)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CannonFoddr @ Mar 31 2010, 07:23 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=2717804"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->* If locked - Move mattress to see if there's a tunnel<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <a href="http://img340.imageshack.us/i/screenshot20100331at113.png/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3157/screenshot20100331at113.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    You lift up the mattress again, doubting youll find anything. To your surprise, you find a tag that reads as follows:
    "Magic Mattress
    Wish and it will appear under this mattress.
    Good for 3 wishes.
    Void if removed from mattress."
    Sweet! that means you have one wish lef-
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    The tag seems to have lost its grip on the mattress and glides down the whole that appeared under the former "magic mattress".
     
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    Decision time. Do you pry the door open or take a jump down the dark hole? After the votes are tallied, we will move on with chapter 2!
     
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    Go down the hole!
     
  14. beegee7730

    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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    From experience, I say hole.
     
  15. Law

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  16. haflore

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    [chanting]Jump! Jump! Jump![/chanting]
     
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    Sitting by computer
    jump
     
  18. Minox

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    jump
     
  19. beegee7730

    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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    From experience, I say try the door.
     
  20. Danny600kill

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    Light the mattress on fire then jump and leave the building to burn [​IMG]