CDC warns public to prepare for "Zombie Apocalypse"

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  1. XXLANCEXX
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    This Is Why I dont Trust The News Anymore :/

    Source: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/c.../#ixzz1MmX5OxZJ
    BTW Please Fix The Title.... The URL Replaced over this "CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'"
     


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    Great title, Bro.
     
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    the URL copied over my title sorry
     
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    it was a mock drill oniy if the T-virus is real better practice flesh eating (sarcasim) but it reminds me in my state someone hacked A molble alert sign (used to alert drives of traffic issues and road work to say "warning....Zombies ahead"
     
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    The article tells you to deal with Zombies in the same way you'd deal with a natural disaster.

    Yeah because I'd fight off a hurricane with a pick axe and a sawed-off shot gun.
     
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    Cool Story Bro! jk. I really don't believe in this shit...
     
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    Fox News.
     
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    Awww shit, I knew this day would come.

    Luckily, I have a shelter for just such an occasion and Resident Evil has taught me many Zombie-fighting skills.
     
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    Very shrewd play there CDC. Notice how all the precautions add "could also be applied to a earthquake". This is a joke article title to get people to read info about preapring for real natural disasters.
     
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    Even the CDC has succumbed to the age of Idiocy. When will it end.
     
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    It is clearly a play to force you to prepare for real emergencies by using something many people will read and pay attention to.
     
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    I to,I'll start stockpiling weapons to not be caught off guard
     
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    It's another news submission thing, dumbasses. Fox News is just fishing for more bullshit stories. Saw this on /x/ the other day, damn this spread fast.
    Wait, holy shit. It WAS.
     
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    I guess the CDC has been really bored lately.
    Nothing better to do?
     
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    You guys may think this is stupid, but I'm praying this is real. I would LOVE a Zombie Apocalypse. As long as they're not the Zombies from 28 days/weeks later. They're too fast. Zombieland Zombies... uhh yeah sure, they stumble while they run.

    I would love it if I got to at least see one real zombie before I died.
     
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    Lemme at 'em!! I'll whack those shizzes to orbit with ma Wiimote.

    Oh wait, it's a troll news..... -_- Just when I got my hopes up for seeing real Zombies...
     
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    Probably not. They have Gregory House to thank for that. That son'bitch is solving all their problems.
     
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    Hey guys.

    It's getting your attention, isn't it?

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    Yes, it is.
     

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