Best Joke Contest

[mice R nice ~(_&]

Hey, eveyone, I though I'd start something to make ppl laugh, post your best joke here for everyone to see. Make sure it's funny. Post funny images too if you want.

 

[da_head]

na sry. can't trust anyone from the south pole

 

[xcalibur]

1. This is testing area material.
2. Its been done many times before.
3. These usually mutate into horrible threads which resembles nothing what you intended it to be.

 

[ScuberSteve]

3. These usually mutate into horrible threads which resembles nothing what you intended it to be.

>=D

 

[mice R nice ~(_&]

well, you can't change topic titles in this forum so, it'll have to wait for a mod before it dies

 

[cherryduck]

Well if anyone actually wants a joke, here's one of my favourites:

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

[arctic_flame]

Oops, thought this was the testing area. (Post contatined offensive joke.)

 

[Hiratai]

How long does it take a black woman to take a dump?


9 months.

 

[jaxxster]

Not mine but:

You know your girlfriend's too young for you when you still have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.

 

[mice R nice ~(_&]

there we go, that better, i liked the one by cherryduck

 

[The Teej]

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang Rape!

Moved to testing area

 

[BoneMonkey]

 

[cherryduck]

The Teej you don't happen to know a Liam, Stephan or Matt do you?

 

[mice R nice ~(_&]

sweet, lets keep this alive:

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

[cherryduck]

Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

 

[jaxxster]

whats the only part of a vegetable you cant eat?

The wheelchair