Best Joke Contest

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Jul 3, 2008

Best Joke Contest by mice R nice ~(_& at 10:05 PM (1,749 Views / 0 Likes) 15 replies

  1. mice R nice ~(_&
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    Newcomer mice R nice ~(_& Advanced Member

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    Hey, eveyone, I though I'd start something to make ppl laugh, post your best joke here for everyone to see. Make sure it's funny. Post funny images too if you want.
     
  2. da_head

    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    na sry. can't trust anyone from the south pole [​IMG]
     
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    Member xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    1. This is testing area material.
    2. Its been done many times before.
    3. These usually mutate into horrible threads which resembles nothing what you intended it to be.
     
  4. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    >=D
     
  5. mice R nice ~(_&
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    Newcomer mice R nice ~(_& Advanced Member

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    well, you can't change topic titles in this forum so, it'll have to wait for a mod before it dies
     
  6. cherryduck

    Member cherryduck GBAtemp Regular

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    Well if anyone actually wants a joke, here's one of my favourites:

    Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
     
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    Oops, thought this was the testing area. (Post contatined offensive joke.)
     
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    Banned Hiratai I'm like *tick* *tick*

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    How long does it take a black woman to take a dump?


    9 months.
     
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    Member jaxxster The Heretic

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    Not mine but:

    You know your girlfriend's too young for you when you still have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.
     
  10. mice R nice ~(_&
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    Newcomer mice R nice ~(_& Advanced Member

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    there we go, that better, i liked the one by cherryduck
     
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    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

    Gang Rape!

    Moved to testing area
     
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    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    The Teej you don't happen to know a Liam, Stephan or Matt do you?
     
  14. mice R nice ~(_&
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    Newcomer mice R nice ~(_& Advanced Member

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    sweet, lets keep this alive:

    If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
     
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    Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
     
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    whats the only part of a vegetable you cant eat?

    The wheelchair
     

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