Attention Tempirates

[LunaWofl]

Ahoy there Hydreigon, join the tempirates! We shall rule the se'en seas!

Hydreigon! You are welcome to our organization, please bring that amazing beam with you as well!

I'm faced with decisions?
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!? D:

Just do what I do and use both sides to your own advantage:

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Join the Tempirates! YOU GET FREE GAMES AND GROG! The rest shall walk the plank!

See? the Tempirates are so desperate that they beg for our rejects!

 

[Midna]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of GAMES.

 

[Wizerzak]

He is not a reject! He shall make a fine pirate and can join our massive ranks who are ready to overpower the anti-tempirates.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

He is not a reject! He shall make a fine pirate and can join our massive ranks who are ready to overpower the anti-tempirates.

It's a mannerism. You really need to get some better tactics, as the whole "trying to recruit from the winning side" thing is old.

 

[mucus]

i believe we are already in the lead by at least 12.

 

[Hydreigon]

Ahoy there Hydreigon, join the tempirates! We shall rule the se'en seas!

Hydreigon! You are welcome to our organization, please bring that amazing beam with you as well!

I'm faced with decisions?
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!? D:

Just do what I do and use both sides to your own advantage:

That sounds...perfect...I guess...

Spoiler

No one suspects anything...

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Ahoy there Hydreigon, join the tempirates! We shall rule the se'en seas!

Hydreigon! You are welcome to our organization, please bring that amazing beam with you as well!

I'm faced with decisions?
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!? D:

Just do what I do and use both sides to your own advantage:

That sounds...perfect...I guess...

Spoiler

No one suspects anything...

I hear the Tempirates torture both bronies, and ponies just for kicks. They sure are an evil bunch. Here at the Antipirates, we gave the ponies and bronies their own land, where they are free to roam and spread peace and love. We're into that all that peacey stuff, hence why we're doing nothing but spamming propaganda.

 

[Wizerzak]

Them rumours be lies!
The anti-tempirates turn you into mindless zombies! Here at Tempirates everyone gets an equal share of the booty

 

[mucus]

here? where do you think you are son?
you best get off our turf if you know what's good for you.... or else the peace of the universe will be unleashed on your unwitting soul

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Them rumours be lies!
The anti-tempirates turn you into mindless zombies! Here at Tempirates everyone gets an equal share of the booty

Us Antipirates not only give equal shares of the booty calls, but also speak a real language and promote freedom of speech/thought/whatever. Good luck getting a pay rise from your bosses, we just started handing out shares alongside regular pay.

 

[p1ngpong]

I support Marcus' troll thread.

 

[Wizerzak]

Tempirates wages are TAX-FREE

 

[LunaWofl]

Tempirates wages are TAX-FREE

But will the wages blend?

 

[mucus]

i support anything p1ngpong supports

 

[LunaWofl]

i support anything p1ngpong supports

I hope P1ngy supports you jumping off a cliff >_>;

I support the mass spamming of sticky'd topics

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

We will always have an open spot for p1ngpong.

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Do not listen to these people. Even though we be pirates, we have not gone out of our way to insult people
it seems that the Tempirates are more friendly than you are.

 

[prowler]

posting in a sticky

 

[p1ngpong]

i support anything p1ngpong supports

Summon one of your devastating Antarctic icebergs Marcus my lad, sink the pirate ship into the dark briny deep.

And we will laugh as the corpses of these internet thieves plunge down to their watery graves, and are entombed by the chilling embrace of the unforgiving sea forever more!