Attention Tempirates

[mucus]

Ahoy!
This is Captain mucus of the S.S. Anti-Pirate.

This is an open message to all Tempirates: You have sinned and we are going to send you to hell!

If anyone at all is interested in joining the Anti-Pirates all you have to do is throw

or

into your sig!

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I am now in command of the SS Anti-Pirate. (however only from a remote comfortable office, as I'm not man enough to replace mucus on the ship itself).

Together we will take down the Tempirates (or recruit them, in which case we'll have to stop calling them meanies).

 

[Wizerzak]

Shi'er me timbers! You be the worst of the scallywa's I be seeing in a while! I suggest you be walking the plank by the next sunrise, you foul, blasted scurvy dog!

I be putting you right on the pirate's 'Wanted' list, ya'll ha'e the black spot on you until one o' me good mateys sends you to Davey Jones' Locker!

 

[mucus]

/me shoots wizerzak in the face.... wizerak dies

anyone else wanna try me?

 

[Wizerzak]

Wizzerzak shall ne'er go to Davy Jones' Locker until this bunch o' anti-tempirates scallywags has walked the plank!

 

[LunaWofl]

I'm a pirate, does that mean i can join your group, stab my old one in the back, then stab you in the back and usurp your position?

 

[Wizerzak]

We know ya face you old scurvy dog! If our crew saw ya you'd be dead in no more than a minute!

 

[mucus]

you can go to hell

I'm a pirate, does that mean i can join your group, stab my old one in the back, then stab you in the back and usurp your position?

you can go to hell
/me shoots FrozenIndignation in the face. . . FrozenIndignation dies

 

[LunaWofl]

I'm a pirate, does that mean i can join your group, stab my old one in the back, then stab you in the back and usurp your position?

you can go to hell
/me shoots FrozenIndignation in the face. . . FrozenIndignation dies

teh probl'm with that, ol' sport, is hell be spittin me back out a plenty~
Sum'n about bein too ev'l to be granted its glory~

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler: ಠ_ಠ

 

[mucus]

Hydreigon! You are welcome to our organization, please bring that amazing beam with you as well!

 

[Wizerzak]

Ahoy there Hydreigon, join the tempirates! We shall rule the se'en seas!

 

[mucus]

you're dead, stop talking

 

[GameWinner]

Argh?

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: This thread needs to be derailed

 

[mucus]

/me shoots Gamewinner in the face. Game winner dies

 

[Hydreigon]

Ahoy there Hydreigon, join the tempirates! We shall rule the se'en seas!

Hydreigon! You are welcome to our organization, please bring that amazing beam with you as well!

I'm faced with decisions?
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!? D:

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

There is only one decision to make: Join the Antipirates, or fall to them.

 

[mucus]

Our organization is founded on love and all that bullshit. Join us.

 

[Wizerzak]

Join the Tempirates! YOU GET FREE GAMES AND GROG! The rest shall walk the plank!