Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Guys

[gameboy13]

Did you know you can donate one or more of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem fund for Guys? It's true!

Join

P.S. If you join, I will give you one of these:

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[MelodieOctavia]

Make one with a built in working synthetic vagina, and you have yourself a deal.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Make one with a built in working synthetic vagina, and you have yourself a deal.

Fleshlight is all you need.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Make one with a built in working synthetic vagina, and you have yourself a deal.

Fleshlight is all you need.

Cool, you can stick one on the WCC and we'd be in business.

 

[ProtoKun7]

I already have a Weighted Companion Cube.

If you were offering an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device I might consider otherwise.

 

[gameboy13]

I already have a Weighted Companion Cube.

If you were offering an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device I might consider otherwise.

I have a couple in my attic. I might be able to sell you one.

 

[agentgamma]

I have a spare Gravity Gun. Wanna trade?

 

[gameboy13]

I have a spare Gravity Gun. Wanna trade?

Sure! Meet me in the trading forum.

 

[naglaro00]

I'll trade in my fingernail clippings for a cube

 

[gameboy13]

I'll trade in my fingernail clippings for a cube

Heck no. You must give me the finger.

 

[naglaro00]

I'll trade in my fingernail clippings for a cube

Heck no. You must give me the finger.

Take or leave.
Final offer.

 

[gameboy13]

Sorry, finger or no Handheld Portal Device.

 

[naglaro00]

Sorry, finger or no Handheld Portal Device.

I want a Cube, not a gun. Handheld Portal Devices were sooo last year

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

I want a portal

 

[ProtoKun7]

You can have the orange portal. I'll take a blue one, so only I can control where you go.