Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Guys

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by gameboy13, Jun 27, 2010.

  1. gameboy13
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    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    The Fur Side.
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    [​IMG] Join

    P.S. If you join, I will give you one of these:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  2. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Make one with a built in working synthetic vagina, and you have yourself a deal.
     
  3. Overlord Nadrian

    Overlord Nadrian Banned

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    Fleshlight is all you need.
     
  4. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Cool, you can stick one on the WCC and we'd be in business.
     
  5. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    I already have a Weighted Companion Cube.

    If you were offering an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device I might consider otherwise.
     
  6. gameboy13
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    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    I have a couple in my attic. I might be able to sell you one.
     
  7. agentgamma

    agentgamma I dont know what to put here

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    I have a spare Gravity Gun. Wanna trade? [​IMG]
     
  8. gameboy13
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    Sure! Meet me in the trading forum.
     
  9. naglaro00

    naglaro00 Mildly disturbed

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    I'll trade in my fingernail clippings for a cube
     
  10. gameboy13
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    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    Heck no. You must give me the finger.
     
  11. naglaro00

    naglaro00 Mildly disturbed

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    Take or leave.
    Final offer.
     
  12. gameboy13
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    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    Sorry, finger or no Handheld Portal Device.
     
  13. naglaro00

    naglaro00 Mildly disturbed

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    I want a Cube, not a gun. Handheld Portal Devices were sooo last year
     
  14. Overlord Nadrian

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    I want a portal [​IMG]
     
  15. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    You can have the orange portal. I'll take a blue one, so only I can control where you go.