Anyone here have Swine Flu?

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Schizoanalysis said:
Charmandersrule said:
Aw that stinks I hope you don't get swine flu

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Nice sentiment... on your second try...

By the way... I am growing weaker by the minute... and if you never hear form me again, you'll know why...

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Don't be depressed. The number of deaths may be there, but they aren't very big.

I'm sure you can survive. Just go get some proper medical care.

Edit: If you have it, that is. Sometimes, what you think you may have, isn't going to happen. So, you may be fine.
 

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Ive come down with a bit of a cold today and there were 10 confirmed cases in my city yesterday! Ive quarantined myself, Besides there are a load of decent games around at the moment to play
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Well we've luckily only had about 20 cases, all of which were treated and quarantined before they got into the country itself, they were stopped at the airport
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I had a load of plans for EU this year, but im having second thoughts
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(not for the EU that is, but the whole traveling thing in general)
 

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Aparantly one guy from my college project group got swine flu.
From what I heard he is coughing out blood... Isnt that more like TB?
 

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I'm going to get my shotgun because the swine flu is just a codename for the zombie apocalypse.

And why are people freaking out? Yeah zombies are awesome but you just have to go for the headshots if they've got the swine. Same goes with the regular flu, but nutshots, because its much worse than getting your head shot off.

But seriously, swine flu is the same as any common flu, its just that its a new strand so the media is freaking out thinking the world is coming to an end. (IT IS! They just don't know when the zombies will rise from their graves!)
 

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