Alone and drunk

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  1. Ace Overclocked
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    Ace Overclocked My CPU's hot but my core runs cold.

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    Let's say you're awefull drunk and all your friends are sleeping or passed out...
    Your only friend is the internet now!
    what do you do?
     
  2. Nathan Drake

    Nathan Drake Obligations fulfilled, now I depart.

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    Porn.
     
  3. Snailface

    Snailface My frothing demand for 3ds homebrew is increasing

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    Engine Room with Cyan, watching him learn.
    Take one last swig of whatever and pass out.
     
  4. Ace Overclocked
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    Ace Overclocked My CPU's hot but my core runs cold.

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    done and done
     
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  5. DinohScene

    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    I just start watching documentaries.
    Or watch series and slowly fall asleep.

    Or you could creep up to one of yer mates and sexually wake him up :creep:
    That's what I would do :tpi:
     
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  6. Sicklyboy

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    Porn, more drinking, and frivolously buying things that YOU don't need, but DRUNK YOU does!
     
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  7. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    I would molest my friends in their drunken stupors.

    But that's just me! :angry:
     
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  8. ComeTurismO

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    Well, sleep, wake up and have a banana milkshake.
     
  9. emmanu888

    emmanu888 6 years and still going strong

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    I never got drunk but i'd say try playing a game with drive able cars and enjoy what comes out of drunk driving in a video game ?
     
  10. EMP Knightmare

    EMP Knightmare Fixing GBATemp's Feng Shui Engine (using Win XP)

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    I've made meals out of passed out friends before, it's fun ^_^
     
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    Circle Jerk :wub:
     
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  13. Ace Overclocked
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    Ace Overclocked My CPU's hot but my core runs cold.

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    Moral of the story: NEVER offer 'tempers a drink.
     
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    Well it looks like SOMEONE here doesn't like porn :angry:
     
  15. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    When all my friends are passed out and I'm still, somehow, by the grace of mother nature, still awake, I normally watch a mindfuck of some sort - something to keep my brain busy.
     
  16. Attila13

    Attila13 Praise the Creep!

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    Watch porn just like everyone says, but make it more creative. Wake up your friends with icy water and call some more girls or boys (depending on your likings) get them drunk too and watch the porn together. :creep: Because drunken people don't really judge anymore and don't think straight, you'll start a drunken orgy! :creep:
    If you're friends aren't drunken enough to do it, just give them some more booze! :tpi:

    Make sure to put a camcorder to record all of the stuff you're doing so that you'll have a giant surprise after you all wake up. :tpi:
     
  17. cracker

    cracker Nyah!

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    I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars.
     
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  18. Ace Overclocked
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    Ace Overclocked My CPU's hot but my core runs cold.

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    You're a fucking cracker
    Get back in the box or i'll eat you