A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

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[Viri]

See, this is why physical > digital!

 

[BlueFox gui]

let her do it guys
it even looks like that everybody forgot about the guy who married his 3DS lol

 

[laudern]

I guarantee that cartridge is going to get a good blow on the wedding night.

 

[VinsCool]

Why though??? Tetris for Game boy is far superior.

Tengen Tetris on NES is even better.

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Where's Lord Beerus when you need him

 

[Super.Nova]

Everyday, we stray further from God

 

[godreborn]

is the woman a "top loader"?

 

[GhostLatte]

Of course this comes from Florida.

 

[Deleted User]

Tetris? Yuck. I'm married to a Doctor Mario cartridge, and he really is a painkiller.

 

[Yonatan]

... I have nothin to say on this subject , I am stunned ...

 

[brickmii82]

I’m appaled! I never thought Tetris was cheating.....

 

[Stephano]

*See's title*
Wut the heck

"A Florida Women is said..."
Oh, that explains it.

 

[the_randomizer]

Idiots like her are the reason I can't get a girlfriend. Go fig. Selfish pleb.

 

[DarthDub]

I feel sorry for her calculator.

 

[Pedeadstrian]

Idiots like her are the reason I can't get a girlfriend. Go fig. Selfish pleb.

Yeah, that's the reason...

 

[Bladexdsl]

you muricans get more and more weirder every damn year....

 

[ThoD]

you muricans get more and more weirder every damn year....

True and perhaps in a decade or two they'll be weird enough to rival you Aussies

 

[VinsCool]

Idiots like her are the reason I can't get a girlfriend. Go fig. Selfish pleb.

No offence, but I'm pretty sure there are other reasons.

 

[brickmii82]

What happens if she takes Tetris to a friends house and they slide him into their NES? Will she accuse Tetris of cheating? Will she say her friend is trying to steal her hubby?

 

[Taleweaver]

I get the "being in love with an object" thing. But what's with the marriage? I mean...not to be close minded, but a marriage isn't legal until both parties willingly accept to it. And on behalf of the cartridge (the to-be husband), I really don't think it's going to acknowledge that.