KYT: The Teej

[Sinkhead]

The 'temper being questioned during this session is The Teej! (View blog or Wiki page)

For those of you that are new to the game, here are the rules:

• One user will be put on the questioning stand every two days (or so)
• Once that user's session of questioning starts, anybody can ask that user a reasonable amount of questions they want via posting on the thread
• These questions can be about anything. Personal life, GBAtemp/internet life, pet peeves, musical tastes, "what if" situations... ANYTHING!
• Please try to post all your questions at once, in one solid post
• Upon receiving questions, the user that is in the spotlight can answer them at anytime, as long as it's before their time is up

This quirky little activity will help us get to know our fellow 'tempers even better in an exciting, chaotic manner!

Spoiler: Future sessions

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Orc
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Twiffles
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Costello!
neschn
scubersteve
sinkhead
offtopic84
Nathilius
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coolbho3000
TrolleyDave
Linkiboy
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Posts merged

Favourite lolcat?
Who is your God?
Would you rather be a fireman or a lumberjack?

 

[The Teej]

Favourite lolcat?
My favourite Lolcat? Hmm... Probably Invisible Bike.

Who is your God?
Who is my god? Well that would be Jesus Christ, being a christian. Or Miyamoto, being a gamer. XD

Would you rather be a fireman or a lumberjack?
I'd totally be a lumberjack. But like a NINJA LUMBERJACK. Yeah man, he goes around at night cutting the enemy's trees and shit. Badass.

 

[Costello]

1. Interesting wiki page you have here. How long did it take for you to write it?
2. Has the idea of joining the mod team ever crossed your mind?
3. If GBAtemp had to change its name, any idea what it could be?

 

[Ace Gunman]

1) Signature drink?

2) What makes you so awesome? Told in the perspective of a blind midget from New Orleans.

3) How goes your studies?

4) Teej Ee Eye Ef?

5) How goes the coding and such?

 

[NeSchn]

I have never seen you before, What is your business here?

 

[The Teej]

Costello

1. Interesting wiki page you have here. How long did it take for you to write it?
Thank you! It took me at least an hour, probably closer to an hour and a half/two hours.

2. Has the idea of joining the mod team ever crossed your mind?
It always has, really. I've wanted to join, but I knew asking for the chance was against the rules

Lets just say if you guys asked me now, I'd probably say yes.

3. If GBAtemp had to change its name, any idea what it could be?
Easy choice. It'd be htrh forums, of course!


Ace Gunman

1) Signature drink?
Strongbow, by far.

2) What makes you so awesome? Told in the perspective of a blind midget from New Orleans.
"When I sense The Teej, and I hear his voice, I know that there is a sense of calm around me. It's like I can feel this aura that makes me feel like I'm 7' tall, even though I'm only really 2'. The Teej doesn't care I'm so small though, because he knows I have a big heart and that's all that matters to him. Because he's awesome. I so love him. Not in the gay way, though."

3) How goes your studies?
Totally bad ass. I've made space invaders, a robot, a graphics program and soon I'm currently working on my new game ONE GUN.

4) Teej Ee Eye Ef?
Teej's International Exhilirating... something.

5) How goes the coding and such?
Pretty well, like I said I'm working on my new game ONE GUN. I also truly know what it means for a program to be Object Oriented. One year ago I barely even knew what that meant, despite having being taught it for 4 years prior.

NeSchn

I have never seen you before, What is your business here?
To fund the worlds biggest pint of grog the world has ever seen! Also, romz. Which by the way, where can I download them?

 

[NeSchn]

NeSchn

I have never seen you before, What is your business here?
To fund the worlds biggest pint of grog the world has ever seen! Also, romz. Which by the way, where can I download them?

Gah! Shame on you there are no ROM's on here mister.

Whats your favorite flashcard?

 

[The Teej]

NeSchn

I have never seen you before, What is your business here?
To fund the worlds biggest pint of grog the world has ever seen! Also, romz. Which by the way, where can I download them?

Gah! Shame on you there are no ROM's on here mister.

Whats your favorite flashcard?

Yes there are, they're just hiding! I must find them!

Anyway, my favourite flashcard would probably have to be the Super Card DS ONE. It's the one I've been using all of this for my homebrew and it's worked like a gem. Then again, I haven't really checked out any of these newer flash cards like EDGE. Considering I buy all of my games the race for 100% compatibility with all dumps isn't a race I'm interested in, which is usually what most flash cart providers I've known try to focus on.

EDIT: I know it's not really an answer to anything, but for people who read this topic as soon as it started, I just want them to know I have actually posted something in my blog now. If you want to check it out, feel free.

 

[JPH]

Why the name 'The Teej'?

What brought you to GBAtemp?

Pets?

Music?

Socks?

 

[WeaponXxX]

1) If you were to be given a chance to relive life knowing the joy of only one console (All memories of all other consoles would be erased) what console would you choose?

2) If you were to be given a chance to relive life knowing the joy of only one GAME (All memories of all other consoles and games would be erased) what game would you choose?

3) What character NOT in SSBB would you like to see in SSBB?

4) Dogs or Cats?

5) That protein based goop they ate in the Matrix or Soylent Green?

6) If you could switch lives with one video game character for one day ... which character would it be and why?

7) If you could have any profession ... seriously any profession in the world... real or fantasy...what would it be?

8) Lets pretend all video game characters were real...which video game character would you most likely want to have sexual relations with?

 

[Awdofgum]

1.) most annoying member?
2.) pet peeves?
3.) favorite franchise?
4.) What is the thing you know the most about?
5.) What is the best thing you've ever tasted?
6.) What is the least amount of money you'd have to make to consider yourself rich?
7.) Favorite oxymoron?
8.) Whose thoughts would you most like to read?
9.) What is the most disgusting thing you've ever had to do?
10.) What's the best way to get rid of a dead body?
11.) What is your guilt CD?
12.) wild toushi?
13.) 2+2=5
14.) teej??

 

[The Teej]

Why the name 'The Teej'?
Well my first two names are Tim James, so automatically my initials are TJ. Teej is a common deviation of this. The "The" part, well, just came out one day between me and a friend.

What brought you to GBAtemp?
Originally, it was actually trying to get help on game development, or pokemon hacks, I can't remember which. I was never really interested in flash carts and wasn't even aware there was such a massive scene for ROM distribution, either. At the time, anyway.

Pets?
I'd rather not torture goldfish by making them rely on me for their daily food supply, and my house is too small for anything else.

Music?
Rock and Metal mainly, although I really love my orchestral, too, usually Anime and VG OSTs.

Socks?
Yes, I wear socks! But seriously, I'm fine with anything that doesn't make me look like a girl, really

 

[The Teej]

WeaponXxX

1) If you were to be given a chance to relive life knowing the joy of only one console (All memories of all other consoles would be erased) what console would you choose?
It would probably be my N64. I loved that console to bits. It'd be tough, though.

2) If you were to be given a chance to relive life knowing the joy of only one GAME (All memories of all other consoles and games would be erased) what game would you choose?
My jesus would never force this upon me

It'd be Ocarina of Time.

3) What character NOT in SSBB would you like to see in SSBB?
Dante, most definitely. A more realistic choice would be Mega man, though.

4) Dogs or Cats?
Dogs, provided they're timid towards me.

5) That protein based goop they ate in the Matrix or Soylent Green?
That protein based goop, by far. Soylent Green was some really weird ass shit.

6) If you could switch lives with one video game character for one day ... which character would it be and why?
Nice question! It would probably be Dante from Devil May Cry. He has the most stylish moves and just going around kicking demon ass for a day would be so awesome.

7) If you could have any profession ... seriously any profession in the world... real or fantasy...what would it be?
Putting my games development passion aside, it'd probably be something futuristic like robot development or something. Either that, or something to do with Magic.

8) Lets pretend all video game characters were real...which video game character would you most likely want to have sexual relations with?
Zelda, definitely. ADULT Zelda, that is. I aint having no kid in my bed, I tell you that much!

awdofgum

1.) most annoying member?
I can't say I've found anyone in particular to be annoying. Only people I find annoying are newbies who come in and think they know everything about Zelda when they clearly don't. Oh, and those who spam. I'm pretty chillax guy though, really, so it's hard for you to be considered annoying by me.

2.) pet peeves?
People who tap on objects like tables for way too long when I'm trying to concentrate, or relax.

3.) favorite franchise?
Zelda series, by far.

4.) What is the thing you know the most about?
Hmm, good question. That'd either be Zelda or Maths - probably Zelda now. Games Programming is getting close, though.

5.) What is the best thing you've ever tasted?
Apple Crumble. DAMN I love that stuff!

6.) What is the least amount of money you'd have to make to consider yourself rich?
750,000 to 1 Million in the bank. Anything less then that and you're just well off.

7.) Favority oxymoron?
I can't say I have one, actually...

8.) Whose thoughts would you most like to read?
I dunno. I mean, there are quite a few people (like my friends), but nobody in particular. Plus, I don't really have a girl that I like, currently, so I can't even say that :/

9.) What is the most disgusting thing you've ever had to do?
That would be smelling gone off Milk. I seriously can't stand that shit, it's repulsive.

10.) What's the best way to get rid of a dead body?
To not rely on Tanya Branning!

(Sorry, eastenders joke) The best way would be to chop it up with a chainsaw and distribute the various pieces to different places (like, one bit in a river, one bit in a forest, etc).

11.) What is your guilt CD?
Haha, that would have to be the Linkin Park/Jay Z collision course album

12.) wild toushi
RACIST

13.) 2+2=5
2+2 = 1 because 2 = 1

14.) teej??
Those fucking fucks, they stole my fucking name!

 

[NeSchn]

I like you, Do you like me?

You also said you listen to metal? Now what types, Black metal, Death metal? Thats what Im into.

 

[The Teej]

Well, I don't hate you, and you don't seem like an ass, so I guess I do?

Also, I'm not really sure what sub-genres the bands I like are, so here are some examples of the bands I listen to:

Stone Sour
Killswitch Engage
Drowning Pool
Slipknot (anything by first stuff)
Trivium
Dimmu Borgir
Fighstar
Lamb of God
Enter Shikari
Machine Head
Funeral for a Friend
Avenged Sevenfold
Deftones
Sevendust
36 Crazyfists
Disturbed
Alter Bridge
Chimaira

Does this give you a good idea?

 

[Zonix]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Do you love me?
Have I destroyed your life?
Cake or Pie?
Black or Pink
Which pokémon would you prefer to have sex with?
Which console would you prefer to have sex with?
LOOK, BEHIND YOU?!

 

[The Teej]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck would want to chuck wood!

Do you love me?
I love you with all my heart

Have I destroyed your life?
Only twice, you treacherous bastard

Cake or Pie?
The cake is a lie, clearly it's pie!

Black or Pink
Black. Unless you're talking about the Pink Power Ranger. OH YEAH.

Which pokémon would you prefer to have sex with?
Probably Jynx. You know she's a demon in the sack. He he he.

Which console would you prefer to have sex with?
You know it's the Wii, baby!

LOOK, BEHIND YOU?!
SHIT! *does a barrel roll*

 

[test84]

Teej, try some "Poets of the Fall", if you haven't already.

 

[Zonix]

Follow up question on "How I destroyed your life?"

What did I do?! D;

 

[The Teej]

Teej, try some "Poets of the Fall", if you haven't already.

Wasn't what I was expecting, but I really like them. Thanks!

EDIT: Naithilius - the first time you indirectly almost got me killed by not stopping that guy getting on the plane. Yeah that guy. He happened to be my assailant, you know. I had to use my ten tails chakra (oh yeah, you know I have that) just to stop him. The second time was when you ran me over. Yeah, don't think I didn't know it was you. I only came back here to return the favour!