500 Baloons Game

[Deleted User]

it was making balloon porn with 30084pm.
63

 

[scrtmstr]

it obeyed jet's avatar and killed itself.

62 left.

 

[Deleted User]

It derped.
61

 

[Paarish]

I gave one life. It was like a son I always wanted. However, one fateful day... It went and played find the needle in the haystack...

Oh the Humanity!!!

60 left

 

[miigo]

pop it. 59

 

[Deleted User]

sex'd it, man!58

 

[Warrior522]

sex'd it, man!58

The balloon deflated in fear.

57

 

[scrtmstr]

one was shocked by the rate the balloons are deflating now.

56 left.

 

[person66]

I did this to them


but only one died

55 left

 

[ehayes427]

did my homework.
54 left.

 

[Rydian]

Thought one was some gum.

53 left.

 

[geoflcl]

I took the liberty of revealing to the poor balloon that fast food chicken nuggets are composed of this horrid goop:

Needless to say, it perished on the spot.

52 remain!

 

[gifi4]

It was trying to murder me, so I turned around and threw a knife at it, headshot!

51 to go.

 

[Deleted User]

pooped it.

50

 

[scrtmstr]

gave it an F.

49 left.

 

[Deleted User]

ohh yesssss baby harder!!! *pin in balloon* +orgasm= 48

 

[Warrior522]

ohh yesssss baby harder!!! *pin in balloon* +orgasm= 48

*hides under bed*

POP!

...oops.

47

 

[Demonbart]

Told one about the 3DS's capabilities. Needless to say its mind was blown.
46 left.

 

[scrtmstr]

told demonbart balloons don't have minds.

One popped out of sheer rage.

45 left.

 

[Thoob]

Told scrtmstr balloon's can't feel rage because, as he says, they have no minds.

Then popped a balloon.

44 left.