Know Your Temps: Shlong

[Gahars]

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Hello, GBAtemp! If you thought that my crowning as Grand Master Overlord was all bluster, then you were sadly mistaken. In my first official act as GMO, as the kids call it, I shall revive this fundamental institution. So, without further ado...



Know Your Temps info



For those of you that are new to the game, here are the rules:

• One user will be put on the questioning stand every two days (or so)
• Once that user's session of questioning starts, anybody can ask that user a reasonable amount of questions they want via posting on the thread
• These questions can be about anything. Personal life, GBAtemp/internet life, pet peeves, questions, musical tastes, "what if" situations...anything!
• Please try to post all your questions at once, in one solid post
• Upon receiving questions, the user that is in the spotlight can answer them at anytime, as long as it's before their time is up.

This handy little activity will help us get to know our fellow 'tempers even better in an exciting, chaotic manner! Those who have an upcoming KYT session will be notified about their upcoming session via PM.




Previous Sessions

Spoiler: Upcoming sessions!

• Domination
• TrolleyDave

In the spotlight this session is: shlong


Remember: ask tons of questions, be respectful, and kneel before me. Not necessarily in that order, but you get the idea.

 

[emigre]

When the fuck did Gahars get the job for KYT?
Did Guild McVitaism abuse his authority for the above to happen?
Why do Nintendo fanboys suffer from a such strong victim mentality?

 

[DinohScene]

Hai ;3
How old/young are you?
Hows life?
Shoutbox?
Favorite game?
You like me ;3?
You hate me );?
Person which you admire the most on GBATemp as wel as in RL?
What genre of music do you like best?
Ever felt like you could enjoy the weather for hours and hours on end?
You like cats ;3?

 

[retKHAAAN]

should this thread be titled: "Know Your Shlong"?

 

[Gahars]

Why won't everyone bow down and accept my authority already?

So, your name - what's the shlong and short of it?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

When the fuck did Gahars get the job for KYT? Today.
Did Guild McVitaism abuse his authority for the above to happen? No.

Catboy's laptop is on the fritz, and I'm to goddamn lazy to take up the job again,
so Gahars was kind enough to agree to finish up this season.

So yeah, kneel and worship.

 

[Gundam Eclipse]

Can I stroke your back as a friendly gesture of...uh, friendliness?

ok that was terrible. Moving on:

Do you play Phantasy Star Online 2?
If yes, what's your IGN?
If no, DO IT NOW AKSJDNASJDN.

Looking forward to the Oculus Rift? Also, do you think the Rift may one day lead to full on virtual reality, something like Sword Art Online/Matrix etc. etc.?

Have you checked this out yet?


Final question: Which is the best vegetarian item you have had the pleasure of eating, and overall which country's cuisine do you like the most?

 

[emigre]

When did Shlong become Vuples?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

When you asked Shlong questions that he wouldn't have the answers to.

 

[BORTZ]

Catboy's laptop is on the fritz, and I'm to goddamn lazy to take up the job again,
so Gahars was kind enough to agree to finish up this season.

So yeah, kneel and worship.

Good enough for me. I already like him.
*Bows*

Shlong... Why do i laugh every time i read your name.
Who is your favorite Spiderman Villain?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Did I sign up for this round of KYT?

If not, will you pencil me in?

Oh right, shlong questions. Um...

What is the air speed velocity of a sparrow?

 

[Hyro-Sama]

4) As your new King Grand Master Overlord, I am to be given a courtly welcomed at all times. "All hail Gahars!" would be fine, though I will accept "Hail yes!" as well.

Heathens.


"All hail Gahars!"

 

[GeekyGuy]

Does size matter?

 

[PolloDiablo]

What is the air speed velocity of a sparrow?

mmmmmm what do you mean, an african or european swallow?

 

[mameks]

When the fuck did Gahars get the job for KYT? when vulpes became a lazy old fox
Did Guild McVitaism abuse his authority for the above to happen? guild ALWAYS abuses his authority
Why do Nintendo fanboys suffer from a such strong victim mentality? because their consoles suck and they know it

Hai ;3
How old/young are you? I'm 17 at the moment, but I could be wrong
Hows life? it's going pretty decently
Shoutbox? derpderp
Favorite game? pfff i have no idea but my game of the year is Dishonored
You like me ;3? of course
You hate me );? so much
Person which you admire the most on GBATemp as well as in RL? o gods um...I have no idea, but probably daddy lion for building the site up and keeping it going for so long and IRL? myself obviously because I'm awesome..........
What genre of music do you like best? classic rock is the bestest
Ever felt like you could enjoy the weather for hours and hours on end? yeah, when it's one of those days that's not too hot but also isn't so cold your 'nads fall off
You like cats ;3? yessssssssh

should this thread be titled: "Know Your Shlong"? that would be a much better name yes

Why won't everyone bow down and accept my authority already? because this is GBAnarchy

So, your name - what's the shlong and short of it?

Spoiler

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

the short: HEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHE PENIS

Can I stroke your back as a friendly gesture of...uh, friendliness? penis jokes

ok that was terrible. Moving on:

Do you play Phantasy Star Online 2? I installed it at some point but never played for that long v:
If yes, what's your IGN? OVER 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
If no, DO IT NOW AKSJDNASJDN. wow calm your tits

Looking forward to the Oculus Rift? Also, do you think the Rift may one day lead to full on virtual reality, something like Sword Art Online/Matrix etc. etc.? what's that? .3. and it better had do, sao's awesome as balls except for the being trapped part, same with the matrix

Have you checked this out yet? have now


Final question: Which is the best vegetarian item you have had the pleasure of eating, and overall which country's cuisine do you like the most? lettuce FTW, and i gueeess Italy's or Japan's?

When did Shlong become Vuples? when I put a fursuit on and went "yip"

Good enough for me. I already like him.
*Bows*

Shlong... Why do i laugh every time i read your name. because you're super immature and penis
Who is your favorite Spiderman Villain? Doctor Octoganopus

Did I sign up for this round of KYT? maybe

If not, will you pencil me in? NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Oh right, shlong questions. Um...

What is the air speed velocity of a sparrow? depends on whether it's being weighed down by a coconut

Does size matter? does speed matter in a race?

mmmmmm what do you mean, an african or european swallow? well how am I supposed to know that? D:

 

[Gundam Eclipse]

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1523379957/oculus-rift-step-into-the-game
^That, would be Oculus Rift :3~

Couple of more questions:
Which is your favorite non-Asian show(Examples: Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Person of Interest, Doctor Who)?
If you have watched Doctor Who, which is your favorite Doctor?
Star Citizen, yay or nay?:

 

[naved.islam14]

Do you recognize the guy from my avatar?

 

[mameks]

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1523379957/oculus-rift-step-into-the-game
^That, would be Oculus Rift :3~ I will sell my sister to buy this

Couple of more questions:
Which is your favorite non-Asian show(Examples: Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Person of Interest, Doctor Who)? The Walking Dead is awesome, and I'd say Doctor Who's up there :3
If you have watched Doctor Who, which is your favourite Doctor? Um I think the new set of Doctors are better, and 9 was awesome, 10 was cool, and 11's growing on me
Star Citizen, yay or nay?:

orgasmayay

Do you recognize the guy from my avatar?

Doctor Woo right?

 

[nukeboy95]

will you give me a free wii u 32g unopened

if not why

 

[nukeboy95]

will you give me a free wii u 32g unopened

if not why