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Are you feeling ok? Did a Van with no windows drop you off here. I told him to stop bringing people here.....Lie down and rest for now. I'll call for help.

Edit: No answer from the Lobby phone, so your on your own, sorry....I can sell you some pants though while your here.
Phie told me to get into the van.... did he...
I don't have any money too, just a few dollars
 

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Hello front desk, I can't seem to get the Porn shows on the TV.......... Oh, and I'm out of TP. Please have the maids leave an extra roll please. Thank You. [hangs up] For the price I pay at this hotel. geepers.
 

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Hello front desk, I can't seem to get the Porn shows on the TV.......... Oh, and I'm out of TP. Please have the maids leave an extra roll please. Thank You. [hangs up] For the price I pay at this hotel. geepers.
Ok sir, I will have the staff bring your needed supplies asap. We no longer offer those channels sorry. BTW, there will be inspections of all couches today to look for user damage, so be prepared.
 
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Checked in today, very polite crew members. When i was unpacking my clothes and getting ready to sit at the beach i found a huge crown with a big gem on it inside the wardrobe, something about "Property of Boo" is that normal?
 

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i am looking for an assistant i have a big case to solve tonight, any experienced takers

Check with the front desk. Oh, and would you please ask them to send up some TP. :blush:
 
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i've don't think i've ever posted in this thread before so just assume im the weird homeless guy outside of the hotel who occasionally eats the scraps from breakfast and rats.
 
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Hello front desk, my air conditioner doesn't seem to be working. Yes I turned it on. No, it's just making allot of noise, but mothing's coming out. Thank you. Oh, I almost forgot. Please send up some COFFEE and TP. I'm almost out. Thank you dear. [hangs up the phone] Stupid bitch.
 

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You notice on your ride down the elevator from your room that theres a button for an eleventh floor... Thats odd, as you recall the brochure for the hotel states theres only 10 floors. Out of curiosity, you push the button and wait... To your dismay, nothing happens. Perhaps you should ask the front desk about it once you arrive at the lobby?
 

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I'm heading to the game room to find someone to play all those multi player games I have no one to play with! This is gonna be awesome! Triforce Heroes here I come :)
 

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I like to sit outside playing my switch, and watch the leaves of the forest's canopy sway once in a while.

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Hey, could you help me get somewhere? I know where my room is -- or at least I think I do. I'm still new to this, so forgive me if I sound stupid but it should be next to that door with the sickly green glow. No, not that one -- the one next to it. This door just has mucus smeared all over it.
 

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can I go to the pizza steve floor pizzasteve.jpg
 

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