Damn...after watching this video, I need a PS 5.
I think you do, too.
Here's an idea: Get one pre-order at Wal Mart and one at Game$top; sell the pre-order for double the price when it sells out, because it will and thank me for pushing you to do it.
If you want to thank me properly, you can take me on a date with all those internet bux.
This is all assuming everyone is alive by October.
By the way, I don't like anything besides pizza and beer; I also won't look at you badly if you try to use expired coupons on our date.