I bet you say that to all the guys you fake orgy's to.The irrefutable evidence of your weak attempt to fake my words makes you look ugly on the inside also.
I bet you say that to all the guys you fake orgy's to.The irrefutable evidence of your weak attempt to fake my words makes you look ugly on the inside also.


Is Malt Loaf Meatloaf's vegan brother? Author of such hits as "I would do anything for love (but I won't eat ham)" and "Objects in the 'meat-free' section may contain animal-derived ingredients"?View attachment 580271
It's good shit tbh

He exposed himself to other tempers one too many times and got booted.well hello guys, where's Monkat at? miss his hairiness
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It's good shit tbh

Invite him to watch you bang.One of my friends gave me the hardest burn ever yesterday and he didnt even know it.
That shit hit me so hard it STILL hurts.
we were joking around, saying things we were better at than the other and i say "Well, im a lot GAYER than you are" him being straight and all
and he said "...supposedly!", i asked what he meant and he said "Ive never EVER seen you with a guy and recently ive seen you flirting with two women!"
I said, first of all that im Bi and that i cant help that i havent met a really nice guy in forever, the only one i went out with, on the second day kept calling me a "slut" in a very unpleasant and domineering way, so i left.
... now i feel really bad, like i somehow have to prove to him how gay i can really be and i am really self-conscious. Him doubting my gayness actually hurt and it still stings.
But like what am i even supposed to do? i cant even OFFER to prove it to him cause he is so straight.
... anyway, stories from my garbage-fire of a life.
that would be INSANELY awkward, i cant even imagine it without lowering my head in shame.Invite him to watch you bang.
It might encourage him to join in![]()

that would be INSANELY awkward, i cant even imagine it without lowering my head in shame.
i dont know what would be worse, looking him in the eye to offer that to him... or if he actually accepted
my friends are just about the straightest people ever. that is just sooo not happening ^^I mean, you could get a threesome out of this.
I would regard that as a win.