Hey people...What do you think about adult stuff?

Westside · Mar 21, 2008

scubersteve said:
anime_junkie said:

Masturbation is fine and perfectly healthy. Personally, I find it a great form of stress relief. As far as my folks go, they got no idea, and I got over 15 gigs and masturbate daily. I've never been caught fappin' or with my porn, because I'm not retarded and I take precautions. And my parents are very unperceptive. I've read H-Manga with my dad 5 feet away on the other PC.

All my friends have been caught, though. lol.

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Exactly like me.
I've done it in hotel rooms while everyone else in the room is asleep before.
What would REALLY suck is if someone who talks to my parents reads anything I post online...

Uhh, it's not that easy when you are reaching the climax and they walk in, but you can't stop because it's impossible, that' what happened to me.

Flooded · Mar 21, 2008

Put the porn on your NDS and masterbate in the bathroom.

Sonicslasher · Mar 21, 2008

Westside said:
scubersteve said:

anime_junkie said:

Masturbation is fine and perfectly healthy. Personally, I find it a great form of stress relief. As far as my folks go, they got no idea, and I got over 15 gigs and masturbate daily. I've never been caught fappin' or with my porn, because I'm not retarded and I take precautions. And my parents are very unperceptive. I've read H-Manga with my dad 5 feet away on the other PC.

All my friends have been caught, though. lol.

Click to expand...

Exactly like me.
I've done it in hotel rooms while everyone else in the room is asleep before.
What would REALLY suck is if someone who talks to my parents reads anything I post online...

Click to expand...

Uhh, it's not that easy when you are reaching the climax and they walk in, but you can't stop because it's impossible, that' what happened to me.

iffy525 · Mar 21, 2008

El-ahrairah said:
You should learn to lock the door.

I actually don't lock the door because that makes my parents even more suspicious.

scubersteve · Mar 21, 2008

Westside said:
scubersteve said:

anime_junkie said:

Masturbation is fine and perfectly healthy. Personally, I find it a great form of stress relief. As far as my folks go, they got no idea, and I got over 15 gigs and masturbate daily. I've never been caught fappin' or with my porn, because I'm not retarded and I take precautions. And my parents are very unperceptive. I've read H-Manga with my dad 5 feet away on the other PC.

All my friends have been caught, though. lol.

Click to expand...

Exactly like me.
I've done it in hotel rooms while everyone else in the room is asleep before.
What would REALLY suck is if someone who talks to my parents reads anything I post online...

Click to expand...

Uhh, it's not that easy when you are reaching the climax and they walk in, but you can't stop because it's impossible, that' what happened to me.

Sheer will can stop anything.

Trident Boy · Mar 22, 2008

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Try2bcool · Mar 22, 2008

Everything you ever wanted to know about self-pleasuring!

dakeyras · Mar 22, 2008

iffy525 said:
El-ahrairah said:

You should learn to lock the door.

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I actually don't lock the door because that makes my parents even more suspicious.

Who cares as long as they can't walk in on you? They can be suspicious all they want, just threaten your dad into exposing his porn collection to your mother if he doesn't speak up for you on this and everything will be fine.

hankchill · Mar 22, 2008

Try2bcool said:
Everything you ever wanted to know about self-pleasuring!

That is all.

dakeyras · Mar 22, 2008

scubersteve said:
Sheer will can stop anything.

Vid or you are lying.

Moots · Mar 22, 2008

Your mom is pissed cause you tug it? Tell her you masturbate to keep from doing Meth.

When I was 13 I just told my parents that my room door would be locked sometimes and that I'd be busy. They caught the hint, always knocked after that regardless.

DarkSoulFlame · Mar 22, 2008

Hah, I'm 14 and I dont remember the last time my mom caught me. And when she did, she would always tell me to wash my hands! XD

moozxy · Mar 22, 2008

Just say you're cleaning it.

Salamantis · Mar 22, 2008

My parents are out... guess what I'm going to do

moozxy · Mar 22, 2008

Spanking the monkey?
Killing a kitten?
Unloading the rifle?
Dating mother palm and her five daughters?
Riding the noble steed?
Petting the dog?
Swimming with willy?
Wrestling the eel?
Choking the chicken?
Beating your meat?
Pulling your pud?
Buttering the biscuit?
Petting the bunny?
beating the bishop?
cuffing the carrot?
choking the gopher?
jerking the gherkin?
Floging your log?
Polishing the rocket?

I dunno..

.:Jacke:. · Mar 23, 2008

Trident Boy said:
So people, i'm back =D

And I wanted to ask, what do you think about those adult stuff...like porn and hentai????!?!?!?!?

Recently, mom caught me masturbating, and she began to scream saying that what I was doing was created by devil himself, and by doing those things, I would be corrupted by the evil.

The problem is: I want to obey mom's orders...but it's just so frustating looking at all those beautiful images around the internet and not doing something to release the "tension"...if you know what I mean....

Your mom is weird. They even encourage (spelling?) you in most schools, created by the devil my ass.

scubersteve · Mar 23, 2008

.:Jacke:. said:
Trident Boy said:

So people, i'm back =D

And I wanted to ask, what do you think about those adult stuff...like porn and hentai????!?!?!?!?

Recently, mom caught me masturbating, and she began to scream saying that what I was doing was created by devil himself, and by doing those things, I would be corrupted by the evil.

The problem is: I want to obey mom's orders...but it's just so frustating looking at all those beautiful images around the internet and not doing something to release the "tension"...if you know what I mean....

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Your mom is weird. They even encourage (spelling?) you in most schools, created by the devil my ass.

Yes, even in catholic schools, it's encouraged.
Subtly.

xJonny · Mar 23, 2008

Make sure she doesn't turn into one of those "It's so dark-sahhded, i'm a god warrior it's all a sin, evil devil stuff" types of people.

E.g

El-ahrairah · Mar 24, 2008

iffy525 said:
El-ahrairah said:

You should learn to lock the door.

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I actually don't lock the door because that makes my parents even more suspicious.

I can see the point in that, but I'd reckon a little suspicion is better than a lot of embarrassment.

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