Blaze's great relationship tales!
- Despite being able to talk to girls with ease, I tend to stay out of relationships. Therefore my list of girls I've actually dated is alarmingly short. Unlike me. HA!
- Most notable annoying ex? Charlotte. An old school friend I reunited with after several years, we dated for two years. Went to college together. Where she was corrupted by one of those dumb whores who thinks sex is just sex. Meaningless. Even when in a committed relationship. So Charlotte slept with one of my class mates behind my back. You know the pathetic thing? Of all my class mates, she chose the most fuck ugly sack-of-horse-shit-that-walks-like-a-man she could find. Seriously, check this ugly mother fucker out.
The guy on the right is the one she chose. If she went with the guy on the left, I might have understood a little more. He is at least human looking, even if he is a complete mule penis on toast. But the guy on the right? Seriously? I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm at least 140 billion times better looking than that. His parents are DEFINATELY brother and sister. Even worse, he looks like the kid from Road Trip which has totally ruined an otherwise damn good film.
So, yeah, she fucked around behind my back. I even forgave her first indiscretion in an effort to save what we were. I wasn't so forgiving the second time. I think that's fair. So I kicked her sorry ass to the curb and she spent 4 years hunting me down and being a pain in the neck in a rather misguided attempt to win me back. Kinda sad really.
Current relationship status, single but with plenty of interest. Notably from a colleague I spend a reasonable ammount of time speaking to when work is slow (or when we're drawn together by our mutual desire to brutally murder our supervisor) who seemed rather upset with this week's rota because the only days I am in the store, she is not. She does seem to be rather...fond of me. Still, having beautiful ladies desire me is something I can live with.
