Is Donkey Kong related to Confucius?

[x65943]

I was watching a documentary on Confucius and learned his Chinese name is "Kong Fuzi" or 孔夫子

With Chinese naming convention last names are listed first, and thus rendered in western style his name would be Fuzi Kong

I learned that there are people alive today who trace their ancestry all the way back to Confucius - and there are large geneologies listing descendents back some 2500 years. The one thing they have in common is they all share the surname Kong

I tried to search this on Google but in vain, somehow it seems no one has ever considered whether or not Donkey Kong is related to his less famous ancestor Fuzi Kong! (In English anyway)

Any leads would be appreciated, my research has hit a dead end

 

[Deleted member 42501]

The question is would DK have acted so if he'd been raised on a Soy diet instead?

 

[x65943]

The question is would DK have acted so if he'd been raised on a Soy diet instead?

Soy has higher protein than bananas, I am sure he would have been 2x as strong

 

[Deleted member 42501]

Soy has higher protein than bananas, I am sure he would have been 2x as strong

Lucky for us he wasn't then. Who knows what havoc he might have wreaked had he been filled up with Super Soy power since his early days. Either that or he might never have reached those heights and lived a life full of frustration and not became the legend we know and love.

On topic, I always thought it was due to a typo as Monkey Kong makes much more sense. Obviously they couldn't call him King Kong for trademark reasons but the Monkey thing might not be true according to the net but then:

 

[VinsCool]

Nah you are confused, Donkey Kong is related to high great grand father King Kong

 

[hippy dave]

If you go back far enough, every living thing is related. Life is just one big incest fest.

 

[Deleted member 42501]

If you go back far enough, every living thing is related. Life is just one big incest fest.

Spoken like a true Brit. And the DNA heritage says so as well:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...queensland-biobank-genes-incest-a9091561.html

Toodle pip!

 

[hippy dave]

Spoken like a true Brit. And the DNA heritage says so as well:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...queensland-biobank-genes-incest-a9091561.html

Toodle pip!

I guess I should be flattered that your obsession with me just keeps spilling into more threads, but my interest is wearing a little thin by this point honestly.

 

[Deleted member 42501]

I guess I should be flattered that your obsession with me just keeps spilling into more threads, but my interest is wearing a little thin by this point honestly.

dave, what an ugly thing to say... I abhor ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, dave, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

 

[x65943]

Please don't bring Britain into this I'm trying to enjoy my supper

 

[SG854]

Donkey Kong is the definition of toxic masculinity. He kidnappes females for his own personal gain. Jump man is also toxic masculinity because he go save girl instead of letting herself fend of the ape.