The Passion of the WiiMiiSwitch

[p1ngpong]

"In the year of our Poll Lord AD 2021, betrayed in the Garden of the Forums Edge,
Judas Scene denied all knowledge of the Son of Polls.
As he suffered and was betrayed in a Poll by his own Pollers
The Son of Polls was sentenced by P1ngtius Pilot to be crucified to a Pole.
He arose three days later, but he polled no more on Earth as he gave up his mortal polls for our warns
And then ascended to join his father the xX of Darkness Xx in the heavens..." ​

 

[slaphappygamer]

.......until, hither, one day, art though, xxdarknesxx rises, from yonder ashes...to...once.....again........becometh visible through the ashy smoke

 

[Deleted member 546149]

What are you trying to tell me, to delete my account like my friend Darkness. Ain't happening. What is happening though, the return. The exact day Jesus comes back I'll make a poll, but when?

 

[p1ngpong]

As the tyrant p1ng gazed upon the Earth he felt sorry for the lost disciples of the @WiiMiiSwitch
Lost and wretched they had not known kindness for an age, the kind God embraced them with warm kindness
Polls once again sprouted from the Garden of the Forums Edge, and the lost @Scott_pilgrims liked this for it was
Good and Kind
Their sweet tears flooded the land as the winds softly whispered
"I beg you dont cry"
​

 

[slaphappygamer]

Easter Sunday

 

[Deleted member 546149]

As the tyrant p1ng gazed upon the Earth he felt sorry for the lost disciples of the @WiiMiiSwitch
Lost and wretched they had not known kindness for an age, the kind God embraced them with warm kindness
Polls once again sprouted from the Garden of the Forums Edge, and the lost @Scott_pilgrims liked this for it was
Good and Kind
Their sweet tears flooded the land as the winds softly whispered
"I beg you dont cry"
​

I'm crying It's so emotional and and and you forgot to put a comma

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Remeber the Poll Lord is the lord of lords

 

[p1ngpong]

Oh wow wise p1ngpong works in mysterious ways!

 

[DinohScene]

A day to be remembered.

All hail to the kind p1ngpong!

 

[Louse]

Pong is in his heaven, all's right with the world.

 

[Vila_]

where can I order a copy of the GBAtemp bible?

 

[Deleted member 546149]

WiiMiiSwitch is Daddy

 

[tfocosta]

 

[p1ngpong]

where can I order a copy of the GBAtemp bible?

The holy text of the Book of Bans is only available to true Gamer Professionals at managing director level and above!

 

[Deleted member 546149]

The holy text of the Book of Bans is only available to true Gamer Professionals at managing director level and above!

Am I still daddy

 

[p1ngpong]

Am I still daddy

You were never daddy, this is why you try and compensate with a poll penis.

 

[Deleted member 546149]

You were never daddy, this is why you try and compensate with a poll penis.

Hey, don't say the truth, it hurts my feelings

 

[p1ngpong]

Hey, don't say the truth, it hurts my feelings

I beg you dont cry

 

[Deleted member 546149]

I beg you dont cry

I beg you don't cry
https://gbatemp.net/threads/poll-have-you-ever-bought-a-bootleg-ds-game.586892/

 

[Deleted member 546149]

Master WiiMiiSwitch was once again betrayed by the gardens of the forum. He will come back one day. Polls will re rise from the gardens once more

 

[BigOnYa]

Master WiiMiiSwitch was once again betrayed by the gardens of the forum. He will come back one day. Polls will re rise from the gardens once more

And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my polls
And you will know my name is the Poll Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee