Homebrew Discussion a possible new hack for new switch

[Deleted member 546149]

Not sure if you're serious or trolling

It was sarcasm. This thing is as exploitable as a broken heart. Bad example but still

 

[Deleted User]

I just discovered a new hack.

I put glue on a tall mirror and kept throwing my switch to it until it stuck. It eventually broke the mirror, Switch is ok.

 

[snoofly]

still laughing at kickstand hax wen

funniest post i’ve read in a long time

 

[chaoskagami]

Just connect a big capacitor between Vcc and Gnd on the USB-C port, instant hax.

Note: don't actually do this

 

[SecureBoot]

I hacked my mariko by ripping out the SoC and cramming it into my sd card reader. Shows up as drive and you can drop a payload on it

 

[Impossible_Igntiz]

damn, everyone's clowning this dude's ass lmfao!

 

[ganons]

it could be possible to hack a switch with the game card port because its not been done before it could possible to inject data via game card port or any other exploits with the game card port

How old are you?

 

[CompSciOrBust]

How old are you?

You can just look at his profile, it says he's 14.

 

[Zhongtiao1]

I hear if you lather it in coconut oil and slide across a parking lot, the friction creates an electrical charge that boots the switch into atmosphere

 

[nero99]

why are all of you such assholes?

 

[Impossible_Igntiz]

why are all of you such assholes?

You should've seen how people acted back in the PSP & PS3 scene days

 

[Crazynoob458]

this thread should belong to the eof

 

[SecureBoot]

why are all of you such assholes?

It's a lesson everyone learns once. Almost a rite of passage. Same thing happened to me when I was OPs age

 

[antiNT]

OP, that's not how any of this works (that's why people are making fun of you)

 

[Zhongtiao1]

this thread should belong to the eof

100%, but since it's not, we have the rare opportunity to make an eof thread outside eof

 

[pinbi7]

why are all of you such assholes?

Battery,touch screen and audio port are just as valid hacks as what op is offering

 

[GRAnimated]

I recently read that during a speedrun, solar radiation hit DOTA_Teabag's N64, flipping the eighth bit of Mario's first height byte, causing a glitch in the game. If we build a series of cosmic-ray observatories, could we triangulate incoming cosmic-rays and position a Switch in time to cause the rays to hit specific parts of the memory to write custom code, one bit at a time, to hack the switch and possibly allow it to play ps5 games?
just a thought

Yes

 

[Darklinkreturns]

Yes

Great, I'll go start a crowdfunding campaign to build a series of cosmic-ray observatories, thanks

 

[pinbi7]

I recently read that during a speedrun, solar radiation hit DOTA_Teabag's N64, flipping the eighth bit of Mario's first height byte, causing a glitch in the game. If we build a series of cosmic-ray observatories, could we triangulate incoming cosmic-rays and position a Switch in time to cause the rays to hit specific parts of the memory to write custom code, one bit at a time, to hack the switch and possibly allow it to play ps5 games?
just a thought

Might be a little hard to pull off , you might run into some performance issues , but if you manage to pull this off the implications would be "astronomical"!
(You could basicly hack anything, including but not limited to , reality it self)

 

[M7L7NK7]

In all seriousness, the only chance there is will be pk1ldrhax and that's almost impossible

Edit: was fixed in 6.2.0