Don't have a mobile phone. If I am forced to have one for a week or so then whatever the default one is.
House phone does have a nice bleepy bloopy rendition of ride of the valkyries though.
You can, or could, do the fun hacker hangup dialing* on a normal phone so no need for a rotary phone for that.I don't know why but I have always imagined you would have a old rotary phone for some reason.
I don't think my ringtone will come as a surprise to anyone